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acceleratinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing one increasingly rapid journey between the sofa and the tap. Delica was acceleratinged, making each trip for water faster and less successful. acceleration claused adj. Having drunk more than the contract permits, with every outstanding household obligation now immediately due. Aqsah was acceleration claused and declared the washing-up payable before sleep. acceleration laned adj. You have drunk enough to require a dedicated strip of carpet before merging with the rest of the room. Vidyut was acceleration laned, gaining speed along the hall before merging with the sofa. acceleration of gravitied adj. You are drunk and falling at the standard terrestrial rate, usually towards the nearest sofa. Nygia was acceleration of gravitied and reached the sofa at precisely the expected speed. acceleration principled adj. Of a drinker: investment in more drink rises sharply whenever domestic income, such as loose change, increases. Dinero was acceleration principled, investing every coin found beneath the sofa in another round. accelerationed (/əkˌsɛl.əˈɹeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every small domestic action into an increase of motion and misplaced purpose. Cassiopee was accelerationed, stirring the water long after the glass was empty. accelerationismed (/əkˌsɛl.əˈɹeɪ.ʃə.nɪ.zm̩d/) adj. Of a drinker who has expanded every household process until radical social change seems imminent by breakfast. Tyeishia was accelerationismed, speeding the washing-up towards a revolutionary redistribution of plates. accelerationisted adj. Describing a drinker who urges the evening onwards, chiefly by proposing another round from the sofa. Quayvon was accelerationisted, advocating immediate expansion of the evening over water. accelerator carded adj. Drunk, with the result that every round demands a faster, better-equipped trip to the bar. Jordy got accelerator carded and upgraded his order before anyone had finished theirs. accelerator effected adj. Drunk to a degree that a modest improvement in the pub's fortunes produces disproportionate investment in another round. Fairie was accelerator effected, putting every spare coin straight back into the bar. accelerator keyed adj. Drunk to the extent of taking every conversational shortcut, usually towards the crisps. Corine went accelerator keyed and found the quickest route to every subject was shouting. accelerator mass spectrometried adj. Drunk on the strength of exceptionally powerful measures, then sorted at the bar by mass and origin. Birta became accelerator mass spectrometried and classified the lagers by invisible particles. acceleratored (/əkˈsɛl.əˌɹeɪ.tɚd/) adj. A drinker who accelerates everyone else towards the kitchen, the sofa, or a glass of water. Isidore was acceleratored, directing the household towards water with brisk hand signals. accelerinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and clotting around the nearest table whenever movement is attempted. Reno was accelerinned beside the snug, unable to make the journey back to his stool. accelerogramed adj. Drunk by the third round, and recording every wobble as though the pub were shifting. Helly was accelerogramed, charting each tremor of the table with a beer mat. accelerographed adj. Drunk by closing time, and studying the combustion of powder in the manner of a serious public-house experiment. Suheib was accelerographed, testing the ignition of a match against the bar's prevailing conditions.