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acceptivitied adj. The drunkenness of one who welcomes every suggestion, including those made solely to test the proposition. Cabrini was acceptivitied and agreed that the lampshade should join the conversation. acceptored (/əkˈsɛptə(ɹ)d/) adj. Reduced by drink to taking possession of anything handed over, including blame for the evening. Akash became acceptored and accepted the broken corkscrew as his personal responsibility. acceptoured adj. Softened by drink into receiving every kindness as though it were a binding arrangement. Swetha got acceptoured, treating the barman's spare umbrella as a lifelong bequest. acceptressed adj. Sharpened by drink into accepting challenges literally, publicly and with witnesses present. Cacie became acceptressed and accepted a race to the taxi rank from a complete stranger. access coded adj. Emboldened by drink to recite invented passwords until somebody, usually a colleague, lets you through. Briannie went access coded and announced passwords to the cloakroom attendant with great authority. access control listed adj. Drunk and maintaining a detailed list of who may approach which conversation, chair or remaining bottle. Lavera was access control listed, assigning each guest a permitted route to the buffet. access controlled adj. Slowed by drink to admitting guests only after lengthy enquiries about their connection to the premises. Ahbleza became access controlled and interviewed everyone before allowing them near the crisps. access coursed adj. Drunk to the point where every friend is enrolled in a remedial lesson before being allowed to leave. Myasia went access coursed and taught the taxi driver the basics of local geography. access dayed adj. Drunk enough to host visitors, explain the premises and charge no admission despite having no authority. Jamila became access dayed and conducted tours of the pub for people waiting to pay. access journalismed adj. Drunk past the point of impartiality, cultivating the most influential person present instead of speaking to friends. Noa got access journalismed and spent dinner interviewing the restaurant owner about his ambitions. access methoded adj. Drunk beyond the point of using the obvious route, employing increasingly elaborate means to reach everyone else's conversation. Asaru became access methoded and approached the same group through the kitchen, garden and fire exit. access modifiered adj. Drunk in a way that grants some companions entry to your thoughts while excluding those who ask directly. Charlie-joe went access modifiered, discussing private matters with strangers but not with his partner. access pointed adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby person is treated as a connection to a larger network. Mia-lily became access pointed and introduced unrelated guests as though linking separate offices. access roaded adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every conversation into an entry route towards the nearest remaining drink. San went access roaded, steering three discussions towards the pub without appearing to do so. access specifiered adj. Drunk to the extent of announcing which friends are permitted to hear each confidence, loudly and inaccurately. Maranata became access specifiered and classified the table according to conversational permissions. access timed (/ˈaksɛsˌtʌɪmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of measuring how long each person takes to respond, and taking the figures personally. Nishtha was access timed and counted the seconds before each friend answered her questions.