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ACME'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every joint engages at an angle, producing a fit, tightening gait. Catrese was ACME'd and descended with each knee set to a different pitch. ACMI leased adj. Too drunk to distinguish hiring an aircraft from acquiring the entire airline for the evening. Poyraz became ACMI leased and attempted to assign the spare room to an imaginary crew. ACMI'd adj. A drinker who has outsourced the whole evening: vehicle, companions, upkeep and the cost of damage. Cordarryl got ACMI'd and appointed the quietest man at the bar to maintain him. ACN'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the room colourless, volatile and best approached with ventilation. Almaas was ACN'd beside the pumps, clear of complexion and volatile about the music. ACOD'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone explaining a family history at an inappropriate length. Jerroll was ACOD'd and began diagramming the evening's relationships on a beer mat. ACP'd adj. Drunk in a way that carries the evening's remaining energy from the kitchen to the sofa. Jaquavius got ACP'd and transported the last glass of water across the kitchen with both hands. ACPA'd adj. Drunk to the point where every handshake is subjected to an unnecessarily specific test. Devaron got ACPA'd and examined the barman's knuckles before accepting the change. ACPR'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring the morning by the relative strength of adjacent headaches. Gretal arrived ACPR'd, comparing the headache behind each eye over weak coffee. ACPS'd adj. Of a drinker: given to joining hands, thoughts and conversations rather more closely than necessary. Nando was ACPS'd and held Melaina's hand while explaining the menu. ACR'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every staircase to a questionable ratio of ascent to collapse. Hillard was ACR'd, measuring each step against the distance already spent on the floor. ACRR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to compare the strength of adjacent conversations and reject both as interference. Truly spent the evening ACRR'd, measuring neighbouring conversations instead of joining one. ACS'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and selective about which neighbouring memories are admitted the next morning. Jeovani woke ACS'd, admitting the toast but rejecting everything concerning the taxi. ACT'd adj. Having drunk enough to sit an American college admissions test in the belief that the pub is administering it. Javarius got ACT'd and requested a pencil before attempting the multiple-choice wine list. ACTH'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to stimulate every other person at the table into making a poor decision. Jakub got ACTH'd and persuaded the whole party that chips counted as a strategic supper. ACU'd adj. Drunk enough to treat every attached shop or office as a separate commercial unit. Mubarik got ACU'd and attempted to buy cigarettes from the coat cupboard. ACV'd adj. The drunkenness of one who advances in tracked or wheeled fashion, armed chiefly with misplaced certainty. Brooklen went ACV'd through the lounge, negotiating the furniture as though it were hostile infantry.