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accessory shoed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that every available surface is a fitting for the feet. Tyger got accessory shoed and tried attaching his trainers to the banister. accessoryshipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though standing beside someone makes you responsible for them. Mirissa became accessoryshipped and escorted a coat to the taxi rank. accessused adj. Drunk by the third round, and revising each previous decision in favour of the person nearest the bar. Katheryn got accessused and changed her vote whenever another round appeared possible. accesswayed adj. Drunk by closing time, and mistaking the route towards the exit for a route through every obstacle. Johel was accesswayed, discovering three possible routes to the lavatory and completing none. acciaccaturaed (/əˌt͡ʃækəˈtjʊəɹəd/) adj. Still drunk, and inserting brief, ornamental remarks precisely where the conversation was trying to land. Devel became acciaccaturaed, adding tiny interruptions to every sentence at exactly the wrong moment. accidenced (/ˈæk.sɪ.dənsd/) adj. Too drunk to keep words in their proper grammatical clothing. Mykeia was accidenced, sending nouns through several inflections before they reached the sentence. accidensed adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a needless personal characteristic and mistake it for the essential self. Jayshun became accidensed, convinced that leaning left was a permanent feature of his character. accident and emergencied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely accommodate, with the stairs now presenting medical emergencies. Kiondra was accident and emergencied, requiring observation after negotiating the first landing. accident blackspoted adj. You have drunk enough to become a recognised hazard at one particular stretch of flooring. Sahori was accident blackspoted beside the bar, where everyone now crossed with care. accident insuranced adj. You are drunk and moving as though each sudden impact has already been financially considered. Reigna was accident insuranced, bracing for the table before it had entered her path. accident neurosised adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every stumble requires compensation, analysis and a quiet room. Iviona was accident neurosised, recounting the emotional consequences of missing the final step. accident of birthed adj. Of a drinker who has inherited, by chance, an alarming relationship with gravity. Clinten was accident of birthed, insisting his inability to descend stairs came from family circumstances. accident rated adj. Describing a drinker who produces mishaps at a measurable and steadily increasing frequency. Lilliann was accident rated by midnight, with one incident recorded per journey across the room. accident waiting to happened adj. A drinker who has converted balance, stairs and ordinary furniture into a pending report. Cheyana was an accident waiting to happened beside the staircase, despite holding the rail correctly. accidental abortioned (/ˌæk.sɪˈdɛn.tl̩ əˈbɔɹ.ʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of abandoning the planned final round without quite deciding to do so. Montaye accidentally abortioned the last round and was found waiting outside with two coats. accidental chorded adj. Drunk on the strength of an extra note in every round, resolving only when the pub does. Christerphor was accidental chorded and joined three unrelated groups at the bar.