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accommodometered adj. Drunk to the point where the eyes' ability to focus is being measured by successive attempts at the kettle. Alisha-marie was accommodometered, testing her focus on every letter of the cereal packet. accompagnatoed adj. Drunk enough to deliver every morning-after statement with an orchestral accompaniment of sighs and cupboard doors. Aylisha was accompagnatoed, narrating the hangover while Sora closed the curtains. accompaniered (/əˈkʌmp(ə)nɪəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of being alone, having acquired a companion for every movement towards bed. Sreeja was accompaniered, followed to the bathroom by a chair, a coat, and Shequanda. accompanimented (/əˈkʌm.pə.ni.məntd/) adj. Drunk beyond managing a morning without a supporting cast of water, tablets, toast, and regret. Amber-jayne was accompanimented, with Anwar arranging toast beneath the main performance. accompanisted (/əˈkʌmp(ə)nɪstd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every ordinary task require a quiet supporting performer. Gurbaaj was accompanisted, with Valicia supplying water while he attempted his shoes. accompanyinged (/əˈkʌm.p(ə.)ni.ɪŋd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every object passed on the stairs as a trusted companion. Dreyton went accompanyinged and invited the umbrella to join him at the next table. accompanyisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every journey has acquired a musical assistant and an unnecessary repeat. Terika was accompanyisted, humming beside Mercedee on the short walk to breakfast. accompliced (/əˈkɒm.plɪsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of recruiting an innocent associate for each minor act of morning misconduct. Adilee was accompliced, persuading Lateasa to help conceal the breakfast-time crisps. accompliceshipped adj. Drunk on the strength of a shared plan whose only surviving detail is that someone else approved it. Raliegh was accompliceshipped, relying on Ordie to remember why they had entered the supermarket. accomplicitied (/ˈæ.kɔmˈplɪ.sɪ.tid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly responsible for whatever happened after the sensible people left. Keyira was accomplicitied, accepting responsibility for Kielan's inexplicable purchase of a traffic cone. accomplishered adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the morning's difficult tasks have already been completed. Takevia was accomplishered, reporting the laundry finished while it remained in the machine. accomplishment quotiented adj. Softened by drink into assuming your success can be measured, and finding the result flattering. Somiyah became accomplishment quotiented and ranked the party's guests by imaginary merit. accomplishmented (/əˈkɒm.plɪʃ.məntd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating every completed task as a crowning achievement. Alyre got accomplishmented and ceremonially signed the completed shopping list. accomplitioned adj. Sharpened by drink into announcing each minor success as proof of being thoroughly accomplished. Tishera got accomplitioned and accepted applause for locating the lavatory. accomptanted adj. Emboldened by drink to audit other people's receipts without having been invited. Johvanny got accomptanted and queried the landlord's arithmetic at closing time. accomptaunted adj. Slowed by drink to checking every figure twice, then confidently recording the wrong one. Ginette became accomptaunted and spent ten minutes reconciling a bill she had misplaced.