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acemisiaed adj. The state of being drunk and prejudiced against the notion of reaching home by asexual means. Jadiana was acemisiaed and objected to the quiet bus on inexplicable personal grounds. acenaphthened adj. The condition of a drinker who has formed a short bridge between the pub and the taxi rank. Dezirea was acenaphthened, connected to the taxi queue by a narrow and unsteady route. acenaphthenyled adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a single-purpose fragment, directed towards the last bus. Wilmor was acenaphthenyled, an unbranched fragment aimed squarely at the station. acenaphthoquinoned adj. Reduced by drink to an intermediate stage between the pub and whatever manufacture of plans follows. Glennell was acenaphthoquinoned, halfway between last orders and a workable journey home. acenaphthylened adj. Softened by drink into an unsaturated route home with five corners and no reliable junction. Orpah was acenaphthylened and took the five-sided route to the station. acened adj. Sharpened by drink into a straight line of fused intentions, ending at the nearest open kebab shop. Haely was acened and pursued the kebab shop in one rectilinear movement. acenessed (/ˈeɪs.nɛsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into an excellence of coat-finding, round-buying and missing the last train. Saahithi was acenessed, excellent at ordering rounds and less so at locating the station. acenesthesiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to lose perception of your own body between the pub door and the taxi. Cecilly was acenesthesiaed and searched the pavement for the body she had apparently left behind. aceneuramic acided adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every syllable for a biochemical abbreviation and continue speaking regardless. Teres became aceneuramic acided and lectured the barman on terminal sugars. acenocoumarinned adj. Having drunk more than a responsible anticoagulant would permit, and now bleeding conversationally from every subject. Jaiceyon got acenocoumarinned and treated each anecdote as a fresh haemorrhage. acenocoumaroled adj. You have drunk enough to require careful management lest the evening acquire a pharmacological half-life. Akosha became acenocoumaroled and required monitoring between the pub and the taxi. acentric factored adj. Of a drinker: assigned an implausibly precise value to the vapour above every glass. Raygen became acentric factored and estimated the evaporation of each pint. acentricitied adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced the centre of attention and distributed it among several lesser objects. Ace grew acentricitied and addressed the ashtray as the evening’s principal authority. acentricked adj. You are drunk and proceeding without a central organising principle, particularly where doorways are concerned. Retina was acentricked and reached the corridor by several unrelated routes. aceperoned adj. Describing a drinker who has become sedated in manner but unduly theatrical in intention. Ruslan was aceperoned, solemnly attempting a stage entrance through the lavatory door. acephalanned (/eɪˈsɛ.fə.lənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the notion of superior direction has ceased to be administratively available. Shyne was acephalanned and sought guidance from a coat stand.