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achaeniumed adj. Drunk to the point where every small, dry decision is retained intact and nothing opens further. Ganessa was achaeniumed, preserving one firm intention to telephone her sister. achaenocarped adj. You have drunk enough to become dry, sealed and unwilling to open up about the bill. Jann was achaenocarped, sitting shut tight while everyone discussed the final round. achaeted adj. Of a drinker: developing new senses chiefly for detecting the arrival of crisps and unattended pints. Camiron grew achaeted and sensed fresh crisps before the bowls reached the bar. achaged (/ˈeɪkɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Of a drinker who has aches in places formerly regarded as theoretical. Hozel got achaged after leaning on the fruit machine through two closing-time rounds. achalaited adj. Describing a drinker who has turned dark, heavy and mineral beside the snug fireplace. Claus became achalaited and sat immovably beneath the coat hooks. achalasiaed (/eɪkəˈleɪzi.əd/) adj. A drinker who cannot relax enough to let conversation, crisps or the next round pass through. Diangela was achalasiaed, holding every opinion firmly at the bar’s narrow entrance. acharaed adj. The state of being drunk and preserved in a fiery brine of lager, salt and poor decisions. Emmelee got acharaed and treated the bar’s chilli snacks as medicinal supplies. achared adj. The condition of a drinker who has become spicy, salty and difficult to remove from the bar stool. Ysela was achared, seasoning her lager with crisps and refusing the taxi. acharied adj. Reduced by drink to a small, spicy pickle with strong views on pub snacks. Layden was acharied, standing by the crisps and recommending the hottest available sauce. acharnemented adj. Softened by drink into a gentler form of ferocity, still directed mainly at the fruit machine. Farice became acharnemented and challenged the fruit machine in a notably mild voice. acharyaed adj. Loosened by drink into an improvised tutor, imparting lessons on darts, pumps and bar etiquette. Jameece became acharyaed and began teaching strangers the proper angle for a pub dart. achated (/ˈæk.ətd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to hold up a pebble and insist the bar has acquired a gemstone. Tracie got achated and displayed a grey pebble as though it belonged in the till. achatinaed adj. Drunk and carrying the evening about on one’s back, preferably towards the nearest wall. Jenika got achatinaed and transported her handbag carefully across the sticky floor. achatine snailed adj. Drunk to the point where progress is deliberate, shelled and mostly confined to the skirting board. Smiya became achatine snailed and crossed the pub by the longest possible route. achatinellaed adj. Drunk enough to cling to the nearest branch, however artificial, and defend it as home. Kirston got achatinellaed and settled in the decorative tree beside the toilets. achatinellided adj. You are drunk and proceeding with the stately, shell-bound deliberation of a minute land snail. Jaquese spent ten minutes crossing the carpet, thoroughly achatinellided, to inspect a coaster.