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achilleaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a garden plant from an invitation to discuss botany at length. Nakieta got achilleaed and lectured the smokers on flowers beside the back door. achilleated adj. Drunk beyond chemical precision, while insisting that the technical distinction matters to everyone else. Ambla became achilleated and corrected the barmaid's description of the drink for ten minutes. achilleic acided adj. Drunk in a way that turns a harmless conversation into an unnecessarily exact correction. Eulices got achilleic acided and challenged the wording of the pub quiz answers. achilleined adj. Drunk, with the result that every plant, glass and guest is treated as a source of mysterious compounds. Darcel was achilleined, inspecting the pub garden and calling every pint a botanical extract. achillobursitised adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a minor soreness the central medical event of the evening. Myrie became achillobursitised and required four friends to diagnose the back of one ankle. achillodyniaed adj. Drunk to the extent of describing a dull pain so persistently that the room begins to feel it too. Prescott got achillodyniaed and recounted his ankle pain between every two mouthfuls. achillorrhaphied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every disagreement can be neatly stitched together before closing time. Grace-marie became achillorrhaphied and attempted to reconcile two friends who had not argued. achillotenotomied adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through every social situation with one decisive cut. Abdourahmane got achillotenotomied and divided the dinner party into people worth speaking to. achillotomied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that removing one troublesome connection will improve the evening. Stevy became achillotomied and separated the hosts from their guests by rearranging the seating. achimenesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and flowering conspicuously wherever an audience can be found. Edward-george got achimenesed and delivered a showy speech beside the coat stand. achinessed adj. Still drunk, and distributing a general complaint about bodily discomfort among everyone within earshot. Allsion remained achinessed and invited each guest to compare symptoms at breakfast. achinged (/ˈeɪ.kɪŋd/) adj. Too drunk to keep a dull pain private, or to notice that the subject has changed. Johnye got achinged and continued discussing his shoulder after the table had moved on. achioted (/ˌɑt͡ʃiːˈoʊtid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave a vivid mark on every conversation and call it decoration. Leisa was achioted, leaving bright verbal stains across several otherwise civil exchanges. achiraed adj. Having drunk enough to dye the social occasion an improbable colour and insist that everyone admire it. Corbon became achiraed and persuaded the guests that purple was the evening's proper theme. achiralitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point of making no distinction between left and right. Mahdy spent ten minutes directing everyone left, then right, achiralitied by supper. achirided adj. Drunk and belonging, socially at least, to a poorly understood family. Neveaha was achirided, sitting quietly among people she had only just met.