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aca-fanned adj. You are drunk and treating every conversation as a conference panel on your favourite fictional world. Meme got aca-fanned and cited three imaginary scholars during the taxi ride. acacatechinned (/ˌæ.kəˈkæt.ə.t͡ʃɪnd/) adj. Of a drinker: preserved against the morning by drink, yet still reaching for the glass of water. Nuri was acacatechinned, guarding the water beside the sofa against imaginary oxidation.
acacetinned (/əˈkæs.ə.tn̩d/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned mildly golden in the kitchen light and settled among the cushions. Eadie-may was acacetinned, glowing faintly while waiting for the kettle. acacia gummed (/əˈkeɪ.ʃə ɡʌmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you sticky to the furniture and difficult to prise away. Cathlyn got acacia gummed and remained attached to the bar for an hour. acacia titted adj. Drunk, with the result that you flit between conversations, chirping brightly and contributing little. Salethia went acacia titted, hopping from one pub table to another with great confidence. acacia velded (/əˈkeɪ.ʃə vɜldd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you flat, open, and dotted with isolated attempts at conversation. Aralee was acacia velded, spread across the settee with remarks appearing at intervals. acaciaed (/əˈkeɪ.ʃəd/) adj. Drunk beyond mistaking every spreading branch for somewhere to lean. acacic acided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming chemically complicated and faintly caustic at the bar. Ozzy was acacic acided, offering a corrosive analysis of the pub's sandwich board. acaciined (/əˈkeɪ.si.ɪnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of leaves, sap, and a conviction that the hedgerow has medicinal intentions. Salma was acaciined and asked whether the landlord kept a botanical reference behind the till. acacined adj. Drunk since last orders, and still regarding the bar's adhesive residue as a useful resource. Garrey was acacined, attempting to mend his split cuff with something from the snack bowl. acacinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and adhering to whichever surface was nearest. Aislee was acacinned and had to be peeled gently from the end of the bench. acacioed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every wooden object as a possible companion. Esteline was acacioed, confiding in the pub's carved settle about recent disappointments. acadaed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the weary confidence of someone who has been at university too long. Thadd was acadaed before noon, explaining student finance to a baffled pensioner. acaded adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced Plato's garden to a place where one loses one's keys. Josyane went acaded and searched the pub for the entrance to the ancient garden. academed (/ˈæk.ə.diːmd/) adj. Too drunk to remain in the garden, though perfectly content to lecture among the shrubbery. Nykeshia was academed, addressing the beer garden as though it were an attentive audience.
academentiaed (/ˌæ.kəˈdɪˈmɛn.ʃəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to lose touch with reality while retaining several strong opinions about footnotes. Jlisa became academentiaed and cited an imaginary paper during the darts match.