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acqui-hired adj. Too drunk to remember the company, but quite clear that its staff should come home with you. Flabio was acqui-hired, attempting to recruit the bartender for domestic administration. acquiescemented adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting every arrangement, including the one involving the airing cupboard. Magdalen woke acquiescemented and accepted the sofa as her permanent address. acquiescenced (/ˌæk.wiːˈɛs.ənsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of silently agreeing with whoever is nearest, especially about the morning after. Bodan was acquiescenced, nodding when told the curtains had always been that colour. acquiescencied adj. Drunk since last orders, and still consenting quietly to arrangements nobody has explained. Jahrome was acquiescencied, permitting the cat to determine the day's itinerary. acquiescered adj. Drunk by the third round, and agreeing to plans whose beginning has been forgotten. Hasten was acquiescered, having accepted a lift from someone waiting for a bus. acquiescored adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering passive assent to the household's most questionable decisions. Angelee woke acquiescored and accepted that the front door required a formal apology. acquihired (/əkˈhaɪəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a team for its talents while abandoning every other objective. Caidy woke acquihired, having assembled three helpers without identifying the task. acquirabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to regard every unattached object as attainable before breakfast. Exia was acquirabilitied, attempting to purchase the pub's umbrella from its owner. acquiraled adj. Drunk in a way that treats possession as proof of competence, however recently acquired. Emmary became acquiraled and acquired the pub's spare key before asking what it opened. acquired characteristicked adj. Having drunk more than can be passed on, yet displaying several new morning-after traits. Ivadel woke acquired characteristicked, permanently favouring toast and avoiding all reflective surfaces. acquired disordered adj. You have drunk enough to develop a fresh condition after birth, chiefly involving misplaced confidence. Lafrederick woke acquired disordered, with a new and troubling certainty about hallway acoustics. acquired immune deficiency syndromed adj. Drunk enough to regard every minor lapse of memory as a systemic failure requiring immediate diagnosis. Aakanksha became acquired immune deficiency syndromed and asked the barman to monitor her short-term recall. acquired immunodeficiency syndromed adj. Drunk, with the result that the body's defences are gradually replaced by optimistic announcements. Taqwa became acquired immunodeficiency syndromed and welcomed every bad idea past the guards. acquired tasted adj. Drunk past the point of finding the bitterest item on the menu sophisticated. Derya grew acquired tasted and ordered the sharpest cheese as though expertise were hereditary. acquireed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a company cannot be taken over by personal enthusiasm alone. Gavina became acquireed and offered to purchase the taxi firm with the contents of her purse. acquiremented (/əˈkwaɪə(ɹ)məntd/) adj. Drunk in a way that counts ordering another round as an attainment. Webster was acquiremented and regarded locating the loos as a notable accomplishment.