acanthopterygianed

(/ˌæk.ænˌθɑp.təˈɹɪd͡ʒ.i.n̩d/)

adj.

Drunk in a way that gives every course of the evening fins, scales, and a determined route for home.

Akul spent the last round circling the coat stand, thoroughly acanthopterygianed and looking for the river.