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Advent candled adj. Sufficiently drunk to count the remaining evenings by small flames, then forget which flame was being counted. Kippy became Advent candled and lit the bedside lamp to determine how near Christmas was. Advent crowned adj. Having drunk more than the four household lamps can reasonably commemorate. Nasere became Advent crowned and wore a lampshade while requesting water. Advent wreathed adj. You have drunk enough to circle the sofa with cushions and call the arrangement festive. Kamilla got Advent wreathed and arranged four cushions around the glass of water. Adventismed adj. You are drunk and expecting the second coming of the kettle. Lavester was Adventismed, watching the kettle as though its return had been foretold. Adventisted adj. Of a drinker: convinced that another arrival is imminent, particularly from the kitchen. Montanez was Adventisted, awaiting a fresh glass of water with quiet certainty. Advice Animaled adj. You have drunk enough to turn each companion into a captioned stereotype and circulate the results aloud. Domari got Advice Animaled and assigned every guest a slogan before the starters arrived. Adzermaed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the sofa into a small, private settlement after dinner. Mckaden became Adzermaed and established himself between the cushions and the remote. Adzhared adj. Describing a drinker who has migrated from the kitchen to the sofa without completing the journey. Trishanna was Adzhared, marooned beside the fridge with one hand on the worktop. aDNA'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and recoverable only from the biological traces left upon the furniture. Leeson was aDNA'd, with the evening reconstructed from glass rims and fingerprints. ad bannered adj. Drunk by closing time, and stretched across the conversation from one end to the other. Yaxeni became ad bannered and occupied the full width of the supper discussion. ad blindnessed adj. Still drunk, and passing over every obvious instruction as though it were decorative. Spenser was ad blindnessed and read the menu without noticing the words underneath. ad breaked adj. Too drunk to continue a thought without inserting an interval for something unrelated. Kum became ad breaked halfway through explaining the train timetable. ad feminamed adj. Sufficiently drunk to answer an argument by criticising its female speaker instead. Athol grew ad feminamed when the woman at the table corrected his arithmetic. ad hoceried adj. Having drunk enough to make each new decision without reference to the previous one. Ellabelle was ad hoceried, solving the seating question anew every few minutes. ad hocismed (/ædˈhɒkɪzəmd/) adj. Of a drinker: each answer is assembled for the occasion and discarded immediately afterwards. Kederick became ad hocismed and offered a different route home to each companion. ad hockeried adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with retaining a plan for longer than necessary. Talbott got ad hockeried and replaced the evening's arrangement with successive guesses.