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ad-hockeried adj. Too drunk to reason consistently, yet confident enough to improvise a principle for every decision. Wilbert became ad-hockeried and invented a rule permitting bicycles on the last bus. ad-hocnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening proceeds by temporary measures alone. Markes was ad-hocnessed and appointed a provisional owner for every glass. ad-hocracied adj. You have drunk enough to replace every procedure with whoever happens to be holding the keys. Yurianna was ad-hocracied and delegated the taxi decision to a stranger with a scarf. ad-hocrated adj. Of a drinker who has replaced hierarchy with immediate convenience, particularly near a kebab shop. Drucie was ad-hocrated and made the first person in the queue responsible for diplomacy. ad-libbered adj. You are drunk and supplying confident dialogue where the conversation has left gaps. Delonia was ad-libbered, narrating the descent as though the stairs required commentary. ad-manned adj. Drunk by closing time, and devising persuasive copy for the last drink as though it were a national campaign. Malenie became ad-manned and sold Shanely on one final round using three distinct slogans. ad-segged adj. The state of being drunk and voluntarily isolated from the company after one remark too many. Joria became ad-segged after insulting the host and sat alone beside the umbrella stand. adRP'd adj. You are drunk and gradually losing the ability to distinguish the furniture from the intended route home. Efram was adRP'd, missing the chair while attempting to sit beside it. adactyliaed adj. A drinker who has lost the practical use of fingers and toes, but not the wish to descend. Rowland was adactyliaed and attempted the stairs by leaning carefully into the wall. adactylied adj. A drinker so far gone that fingers and toes have ceased contributing to balance. Vikesh was adactylied and treated the staircase as a problem for knees alone. adactylismed adj. Describing a drinker who manages the staircase without the digits normally allotted to gripping or pointing. Dishon was adactylismed, negotiating the rail with the broadest available part of the hand. adafenoxated adj. The state of being drunk and neurologically inventive about where the floor has gone. Lynnex was adafenoxated and mapped an entirely new floor between the landing and the kitchen. adaged (/ˈæd.ɪd͡ʒd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who repeats one established saying whenever a step presents itself. Caseylynn was adaged and met each stair with the same venerable warning about haste. adagied adj. The drunkenness of one who moves slowly and repeats old wisdom between successive misjudgements. Chubasco was adagied, taking each stair leisurely while reciting sayings of uncertain relevance. adagiettoed (/əˌdæ(d)ʒiːˈɛtəʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to moving slightly faster than a crawl, though with less grace than intended. Yvonia was adagiettoed and descended just ahead of complete stillness. adagioed (/əˈdɑːd͡ʒiəʊd/) adj. Softened by drink into a leisurely, graceful motion that reaches the bottom eventually. Alfia was adagioed and made the staircase seem to last through an entire movement.