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adaptationismed adj. Drunk in a way that explains every personal failing as an evolved adaptation. Gracey-mae was adaptationismed and defended the empty glass as a useful survival trait. adaptationisted adj. Drunk to a degree that regards every awkward behaviour as a successful evolutionary solution. Jay was adaptationisted and argued that losing his shoes improved environmental awareness. adaptativenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of adapting instantly to whatever furniture remains unoccupied. Damia was adaptativenessed and converted a windowsill into a perfectly adequate resting place. adaptativitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying remarkable capacity to make each inconvenience seem intentional. Nikolaj was adaptativitied, transforming a cancelled lift into a stair-based expedition. adaptatored adj. Drunk by the third round, and capable of fitting any social situation with the wrong attachment. Marie-mai grew adaptatored and joined a private birthday party without acquiring the necessary context. adaptednessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and suited to no environment except the nearest horizontal surface. Balaji was adaptednessed and achieved an unexpected fitness for the spare-room carpet. adapteed adj. Drunk and converted to whatever class of furniture is nearest. Tayde became adapteed and spent the night as an additional cushion on the sofa. adapter patterned adj. Sufficiently drunk to translate every social interface into one compatible with your own requirements. Cutberto was adapter patterned, converting a committee meeting into a personal anecdote. adaptered (/əˈdæptə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and translating every situation into a compatible form, usually one involving a chair. Dwaylon remained adaptered and converted the formal dinner into a negotiation with gravy. adaptinned adj. Having drunk enough to assemble a clathrin-coated vesicle from whatever is within reach. Vineisha was adaptinned and attempted to package the bar snacks beneath a napkin. adaptioned (/əˈdæpʃənd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary adjustment, having altered both plan and terminology to preserve dignity. Bahati was adaptioned and described the missed train as an intentional change of environment. adaptionismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every questionable habit is declared evolutionarily advantageous. Nylia became adaptionismed and called her inability to sit still a refined adaptation. adaptionisted adj. Drunk to the extent of defending every improvised decision as an organism’s proper response to conditions. Eliabeth was adaptionisted and called the detour a biologically sound route home. adaptituded adj. Having drunk more than your special aptitude can reasonably accommodate. Correne was adaptituded, displaying considerable talent for choosing the least suitable chair. adaptive controlled adj. You have drunk enough to alter your parameters dynamically whenever the environment objects. Melakhi was adaptive controlled, recalibrating his route whenever the pavement moved. adaptive enzymed adj. Still drunk, and producing the correct response only when circumstances make its usefulness unmistakable. Mattilyn became adaptive enzymed and located the exit only after someone mentioned breakfast.