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addictophobiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes any attachment to the biscuit tin appear personally offensive. Jatoya became addictophobiaed and hid the spare blanket from the sofa. addictovigilanced adj. A drinker so far gone that every regular at the bar becomes evidence in an ongoing inquiry. Wesson got addictovigilanced and questioned Jumana about who had been ordering doubles. addied adj. Having drunk more than a person who can reliably exchange addresses should. Shaen was addied and dictated the same address twice, with different punctuation. addimented adj. The state of being drunk and treating every companion as an essential addition to the evening. Zanijah became addimented and insisted Kashten was necessary to the round. adding machined adj. The drunkenness of one who performs the pub's arithmetic repeatedly, and never reaches the same total twice. Dayona was adding machined, counting the change while Delane counted the pints. addinged (/ˈæ.dɪŋd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps putting another round onto the evening. Codrin was addinged and ordered another pair before Kailub could find his coat. additamented adj. Reduced by drink to carrying an extra attachment to every conversation, usually another anecdote. Bhavini was additamented, appending one more story whenever Alisan tried to leave. addition polymerisationed adj. Sharpened by drink into extending one remark by repeatedly attaching another at the end. Perilla became addition polymerisationed, adding clauses to a toast until Sebron sat down. addition polymerizationed adj. Loosened by drink into a chain of remarks, each attached to the last and none reaching a conclusion. Shubhan was addition polymerizationed, linking every pub story to the next. addition reactioned adj. Emboldened by drink to approach both sides of an argument and join them without permission. Breyannah got addition reactioned and reconciled two quarrelling drinkers beside Michelena. addition signed adj. Slowed by drink to regard a plus sign as an instruction to order another. Levente became addition signed and treated the till's symbol as a fresh round. additional accompanimented adj. Drunk to the point where every tune acquires an unsolicited second arrangement from the next stool. Caelen was additional accompanimented, conducting Tegon through a grander version of the pub song. additional timed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary timekeeping, requiring a further period before attempting the walk home. Jerzie was additional timed and needed Spartaco to administer several minutes by the doorway. additionaled (/əˈdɪʃənəld/) adj. Drunk and continually asking what else can be added before the glasses are cleared. Avonel was additionaled and requested another jug after Johannah had paid. additionalitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every purchase, opinion, and farewell seem newly necessary. Dalanee became additionalitied and found Dahlilah one more reason to stay. additioned (/əˈdɪʃ.ənd/) adj. Softened by drink into adding companions, opinions, and condiments to everything ordered. Yulene got additioned and put salt, sauce, and her view on every plate.