D
R
UN
K
ONYM
addle pated
addonned
Ad - Page 24
addle pated
adj.
Drunk beyond the point at which the head can be expected to supervise the feet.
Eastan was
addle pated
and negotiated the staircase one philosophical step at a time.
addle-brained
adj.
Drunk, with the result that each thought arrives carrying the wrong luggage.
Giann grew
addle-brained
and offered the bar receipt a sincere apology.
addle-patednessed
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and intellectually committed to the nearest available chair.
Ornait became
addle-patednessed
and delivered a closing argument to the fruit bowl.
addlebrained
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes a simple instruction resemble an ancient riddle.
Jenanne got
addlebrained
and spent ten minutes interpreting ‘last orders’ as a personal prophecy.
addled
(/ˈæ.dəld/)
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing the carpet from liquid filth.
Shaana got
addled
and attempted to mop the pavement with a bar towel.
addleheaded
adj.
Drunk to the extent of regarding the obvious as an issue for further research.
Angyl became
addleheaded
and investigated the empty glass from several administrative angles.
addleheadednessed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of a head that has formally withdrawn from proceedings.
Tessie grew
addleheadednessed
and submitted the pub’s spoon to prolonged scrutiny.
addlemented
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and reduced to confusion of a notably domestic kind.
Nishi became
addlemented
and put the television remote in the bread bin.
addlenessed
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and no longer certain which pocket contains the evening.
Billyjack got
addlenessed
and searched his wallet for the location of the taxi.
addlepated
adj.
Drunk in a way that leaves the head managing ideas in a wholly approximate fashion.
Alyssa-may became
addlepated
and addressed the coat stand as the evening’s guest of honour.
addlepatednessed
adj.
Still drunk, and conducting thought according to principles not presently available to science.
Ayat remained
addlepatednessed
and addressed the coat rack as a longstanding colleague.
addlinged
(/ˈæ.də.lɪŋd/)
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish earnings from the loose change beneath the till.
Jemyah was
addlinged
and counted the pub’s coasters as part of his wages.
addlingsed
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to regard one’s earnings as a personal collection of small coins.
Shadra became
addlingsed
and divided the bill according to imagined shares in the crisps.
addlinsed
adj.
Having drunk enough to treat the evening’s takings as a Yorkshire inheritance.
Aevin got
addlinsed
and presented the bar tab as evidence of substantial earnings.
addoloratoed
adj.
Having drunk more than the sorrowful tempo can reasonably accommodate, and now playing the spoons.
Stephinie became
addoloratoed
and performed a mournful solo with the cutlery.
addonned
adj.
Of a drinker who has appended one more suggestion to every sentence and means each one.
Mikyia became
addonned
, adding a second destination before anyone had agreed on the first.
< Prev
Next >
#
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
A
A-
A1
A2
A3
A4
Aa
Ab
Ac
Ad
Ae
Af
Ag
Ah
Ai
Aj
Ak
Al
Am
An
Ao
Ap
Aq
Ar
As
At
Au
Av
Aw
Ax
Ay
Az
A'