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addressinged (/əˈdɹɛsɪŋd/) adj. You are drunk and labelling every parcel, person and coat before allowing the evening to continue. Chozen got addressinged and wrote guests’ names on glasses that already had their owners in them. addressinned adj. You have drunk enough to attach yourself to every passing conversation and remain there rather firmly. Moncheri became addressinned and stayed beside the bar while four unrelated conversations accumulated around her. addressioned adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly directing the party towards a destination that nobody else remembers choosing. Yvonnia became addressioned and led the group towards three different railway stations. addressivitied adj. Of a drinker who has made communication everyone’s responsibility, including those who have plainly stopped listening. Wilmer got addressivitied and continued explaining the joke until the table had emptied. addresslessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has misplaced both destination and the expectation that anyone can find them. Rashadd went addresslessnessed and left his friends searching every pub between the station and home. addressmented adj. A drinker who directs sustained attention, speech and effort towards one unfortunate person. Karabella became addressmented and spent forty minutes explaining a bus timetable to one trapped colleague. addressographed adj. A drinker so far gone that every available surface receives a mailing label, including several guests. Janesia got addressographed and labelled the coats before attempting to post the hatstand. addressored adj. Having drunk more than the occasion supports, and treating every gathering as an opportunity for a formal speech. Casey-mae got addressored and thanked the assembled customers for their continued support. addubitationed adj. The state of being drunk and introducing doubt into statements that had previously been perfectly straightforward. Kriselle became addubitationed and questioned whether the pub, the pavement or she herself was facing upwards. adducemented adj. The condition of a drinker who supports each new opinion with evidence gathered from whichever companion is nearest. Nolawi got adducemented and cited Annaya, the barman and a menu as authorities on the matter. adducered adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot make a point without bringing forward witnesses, objects or people who have left. Ermel became adducered and summoned three absent friends to support his case about the music. adducinned adj. Reduced by drink to regulating the room’s movements, drawing companions together and pulling others apart. Rammy got adducinned and rearranged the party according to who should be standing beside whom. adducted (/ˈæ.dʌktd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically joined to whatever is nearest. Kincade became adducted and spent ten minutes attached to the coat stand. adductioned (/əˈdʌk.ʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing supporting evidence for every further drink. Chloe-leigh was adductioned and brought forward several reasons to remain at the bar. adductomed adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark has acquired an additional attachment. Shawn was adductomed, adding a fresh qualification to each already finished sentence. adductor hiatussed adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide a passage from the front of the evening to the back. Hudhaifa was adductor hiatussed and moved from the bar to the rear room without explanation.