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adfrontaled adj. Slowed by drink to dividing every thought into three narrow, carefully misaligned parts. Kily became adfrontaled and took several minutes to explain the missing bar towel. adged adj. Sharpened by drink into an obsolete measure of time, with the present treated as several years ago. Keleigh grew adged and dated the landlord's dog to a remarkably early period. adhakaed adj. Drunk and carrying precisely two and a half kilos of confidence into the pub quiz. Billie-ann arrived adhakaed, weighing every answer against an imaginary sack of flour. adhanned (/ɑːˈðɑːnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the last orders call is answered with four solemn toasts. Rangimarie got adhanned and announced the final round in a voice of ceremonial importance. adharmaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where ordering chips for the whole bar seems morally wrong. Trasi went adharmaed and declared the unattended pork pie a matter of justice. adhavasinoned adj. Drunk in a way that turns one obscure chemical into the apparent explanation for the evening. Stanwood got adhavasinoned and blamed the bitter's effects on an alkaloid nobody knew. adherabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every sleeve, stool, and damp tabletop becomes difficult to leave. Latorri got adherabilitied and departed the booth with considerable assistance. adherenced (/ədˈhɪɹ.ənsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that two people, one bench, and a packet of crisps become one arrangement. Eisen got adherenced beside the fruit machine and treated the casing as furniture. adherencied adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining faithfully attached to the nearest fixed object. Reshia became adherencied beside the bar, maintaining contact through several attempted departures. adherended adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever has fixed itself to you, including the night's final conversation. Andreniki got adherended to a barstool and required a tactful unfastening. adherens junctioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and holding the group together by leaning on its most reliable member. Monette was adherens junctioned to Kamareon by the time the shutters came down. adherented (/ædˈ(h)ɪə.ɹəntd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and devoted to whichever corner of the pub currently supports you. Chasten became adherented to the end of the bar and declined every proposed change of venue. adherered adj. Drunk by closing time, and practising a belief in the continued availability of another pint. Starr went adherered and followed the landlord's movements with quiet conviction. adherinned adj. Still drunk, and regulating the loading of every new thought onto the chromosomes of the evening. Masil was adherinned, carefully arranging the pub quiz answers in an order nobody could inspect. adhesibilitied adj. Too drunk to leave cleanly, but perfectly suited to whatever surface has caught your coat. West became adhesibilitied against the snug wall and stayed there through the final sweep. adhesinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to adhere to the first available person and accompany them towards the taxi rank. Mariajose got adhesinned to Juawan before the pub closed and followed him into the rain.