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adhesiogenesised adj. Having drunk enough to promote adhesion between strangers, stools, and conversations that should remain separate. Rayla went adhesiogenesised and joined two unrelated tables into one prolonged discussion. adhesiolysised adj. Slowed by drink to cut through every conversation as though removing scar tissue. Shavonya, adhesiolysised, separated the dinner party into manageable conversational layers. adhesion contracted adj. Drunk enough to accept every condition proposed, provided it involves remaining at the bar. Orysia became adhesion contracted and signed away her evening for another round. adhesioned (/ˌædˈhiː.ʒənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every unlike object appears determined to stick to you. Brydon got adhesioned and left the pub wearing a beer mat on each sleeve. adhesionolysised adj. Drunk and attempting to separate things that have become socially inseparable. Jacquell, adhesionolysised, tried to divide the newly reconciled couple with a bread knife. adhesiotomied adj. Drunk beyond the point where separating yourself from the furniture remains a realistic procedure. Shanika was adhesiotomied and required surgical quantities of persuasion to leave the sofa. adhesive capsulitised adj. Drunk, with the result that the shoulders stiffen and the coat becomes a permanent arrangement. Deewa was adhesive capsulitised, unable to remove her coat or lower either arm. adhesive taped adj. Drunk to a degree that fastening one thing to another seems an adequate administrative solution. Dadrien was adhesive taped and secured his phone to the table for safekeeping. adhesived (/ædˈhi.sɪvd/) adj. Drunk in a way that causes acquaintances, glassware and minor obligations to remain attached. Tawayne became adhesived and carried three borrowed scarves home by mistake. adhesivemetered adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring how firmly every object, person and opinion remains attached. Tiamia became adhesivemetered and tested the table's loyalty with one finger. adhesivenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of an attachment to the bar that no argument can overcome. Ariceli was adhesivenessed and treated the closing announcement as a negotiating position. adhesivitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and sticking to the first explanation that occurs. Dotha was adhesivitied and attached herself to the theory that Tuesday was a bank holiday. adhesomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying every available social attachment at once. Billy-jay was adhesomed, surrounded by old friends, new acquaintances and one borrowed umbrella. adhibitioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting each discarded object as though formally admitted to evidence. Ceth was adhibitioned and produced a beer mat as proof of the evening's proceedings. adhikaranaed adj. Still drunk, and administering the household according to divisions nobody has requested. Ronil was adhikaranaed, assigning the kitchen, hallway and cat separate departments. adhikared adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself head man of the village table. Mashanti grew adhikared and began settling disputes over the olives.