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adipopexised adj. Drunk in a way that stores the evening in every pocket, surface, and person encountered on the way home. Iggy was adipopexised, accumulating receipts and loose change in every pocket before leaving the pub. adipophilinned adj. Drunk, with the result that every dropped item acquires a protective coating of crisps and bar dust. Prentice was adipophilinned, finding a protective layer of crisps on every object retrieved from the floor. adipose finned adj. Drunk to the extent of trailing behind the party, sensing the route home by the movement of the crowd. Meilich was adipose finned, trailing the party and steering by the movement of coats ahead. adipose tissued adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the coat pile can cushion any remaining decision. Saba was adipose tissued, leaning into the coat pile before making the final decision about home. adiposed (/ˈæd.ɪ.pəʊsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the body becomes both cushion and luggage for the last passenger home. Donnas was adiposed, serving as a cushion for the coat pile and luggage for the final passenger home. adiposenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and acquiring enough bodily presence to occupy a chair, a coat, and the taxi queue. Dasmond was adiposenessed by the third round, occupying a chair, two coats, and the taxi queue. adiposis dolorosaed adj. Still drunk, and treating every pocketful of keys, coins, and coat buttons as a separate source of complaint. Russchell was adiposis dolorosaed, wincing at each pocketful of keys while attempting to find the taxi. adiposised (/ˌæd.ɪˈpəʊ.sɪsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and accumulated in the doorway with the coats and other unresolved departures. Cambrya was adiposised by closing time, accumulated in the doorway with coats and unfinished farewells. adipositased adj. Too drunk to leave the bar without making the doorway considerably more substantial. Jersain was adipositased, too substantial with drink to pass the doorway without assistance. adipositied adj. Having drunk enough to make the journey home chiefly a question of available surface area. Ottmar was adipositied, treating the pavement, the bus seat, and the taxi floor as competing surfaces. adipositised adj. Sufficiently drunk to inflame the coatroom, the taxi queue, and every discussion of who is going where. Jarquavious was adipositised, inflaming the coatroom and every discussion of which taxi belonged to whom. adiposomed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and carrying the excess home in a single wobbling compartment. Mariaisabel was adiposomed, carrying the evening's excess home in one wobbling compartment beside the coats. adiposopathied adj. Drunk and treating excess as a pathology, with the solemnity of a medical finding. Macai became adiposopathied and diagnosed the buffet with a condition requiring immediate attention. adiposphered adj. Drunk to the point where you have become a self-contained tissue model, rounded, organised, and of limited conversational utility. Lexanne sat adiposphered beneath the lamp, maintaining an internal arrangement nobody could inspect. adipostasised adj. Drunk enough to regulate bodily reserves by signals no sober observer can identify. Amelia-louise was adipostasised and adjusted her appetite according to obscure internal messages. adipostated adj. Drunk past the point of allowing appetite to remain a private matter. Jull became adipostated and permitted the crisps to determine his next several decisions.