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adjective pronouned adj. The state of being drunk and referring to separate objects by qualities alone, as though their names had gone home. Marguis awoke adjective pronouned, asking for the small one beside the larger one. adjective verbed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned every quality into something happening to the room. Raciel awoke adjective verbed, insisting that the kitchen was brightening him against its will. adjectived (/ˈæd͡ʒ.ɪk.tɪvd/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned the morning into a succession of nouns requiring further description. Pualani awoke adjectived, calling the coffee medicinal and the silence punitive. adjectivehooded adj. The drunkenness of one who has made description the principal occupation of the morning after. Alexis woke adjectivehooded, treating every spoonful of porridge as an occasion for classification. adjectivisationed adj. Loosened by drink into converting every account of the night into a quality attached to somebody else. Rickie woke adjectivisationed, turning the missing umbrella into an unfortunate and apparently sentient matter. adjectivismed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every noun as inadequate without several approving or disapproving additions. Icarus awoke adjectivismed, calling the water cold, noble and insufficient. adjectivitied adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing precisely how unpleasant each ordinary morning object has become. Dhiyan awoke adjectivitied, identifying the kettle's metallic cruelty without exaggeration. adjectivitised adj. Softened by drink into describing the morning with more qualities than facts. Mayarose woke adjectivitised, finding the curtains oppressive and the porridge emotionally complex. adjectivizationed adj. Too drunk to turn every passing opinion into a firm description of something. Raelah got adjectivizationed and declared the landlord morally rectangular by half past ten. adjed adj. You are drunk and reducing every description to a modifier, whether or not modification is required. Lavant became adjed and prefixed the word ‘remarkable’ to every object in the lounge. adjendaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's tasks are arranged in a misspelt list, beginning with water and ending on the sofa. Jacob-john was adjendaed and wrote 'drink water' beneath a drawing of the sofa. adjigered adj. Sufficiently drunk to approach a room like a large Indian python and expect it to make way. Osiana became adjigered and occupied the sofa with the patient certainty of a constrictor. adjigoed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a yam for a practical solution to the evening. Haleigha got adjigoed and proposed settling the dispute with a boiled yam. adjikaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to season every conversation with Caucasian heat and subtlety. Petre grew adjikaed and seasoned the quiet table with several forceful opinions. adjoint functored adj. Drunk, with the result that every journey between kitchen and sofa acquires a corresponding return journey. Shatanna became adjoint functored, carrying water to the sofa and bringing the empty glass back. adjointed (/ˈæd͡ʒ.ɔɪntd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every decision requires a transposed arrangement of its cofactors. Marilinda got adjointed and reorganised the guest list according to an imaginary matrix.