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adjustable pliersed adj. Drunk to the point where every household repair appears to require gripping, tightening and a plumber. Latira became adjustable pliersed and tried to tighten the tap with a wooden spoon. adjustable spannered adj. Drunk enough to tighten or loosen anything in reach, particularly taps, chair legs, and the evening’s remaining plans. Myliyah became adjustable spannered and attempted to improve the kitchen tap before finding the sofa. adjustable wrenched adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a household repair from an argument with a stubborn nut. Ruaidri got adjustable wrenched and challenged the kitchen tap to resist him. adjustabled adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose posture, plans, and distance from the water glass are all negotiable. Chayna got adjustabled and changed her route to the sofa three times. adjustaged adj. Drunk beyond adjustment: the sofa has been accepted, the water is distant, and all further plans are obsolete. Caeleigh became adjustaged and declared the sofa sufficiently positioned for the remainder of the night. adjustationed adj. Drunk in a way that converts every small domestic inconvenience into a formal adjustment of the evening. Menelek grew adjustationed and revised the route between the sofa and the kitchen. adjusted flow timed adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring the evening by the water flow immediately before sleep. Malyka became adjusted flow timed and calculated the route from sofa to tap with care. adjusted gross incomed adj. Drunk to a degree that deductions, exemptions, and the contents of the fridge become one domestic calculation. Giselle became adjusted gross incomed and subtracted the takeaway from the evening’s taxable comfort. adjustered adj. Drunk to the extent of assessing household damage, assigning responsibility, and declining to settle the claim. Lachasity got adjustered and inspected the damp tea towel for evidence of a covered incident. adjusting entried adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning each domestic mishap to the period in which it actually occurred. Monta became adjusting entried and dated the fallen crisps to the precise posting period. adjustinged (/əˈd͡ʒʌstɪŋd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still making minor corrections to the kitchen before surrendering to the sofa. Alven was adjustinged and moved the kettle three inches nearer the plug. adjustment accounted adj. Softened by drink into treating every bar alteration as an entry requiring a corresponding entry elsewhere. Luretha was adjustment accounted and balanced the till against the ashtray. adjustment centered adj. Sharpened by drink into requiring the quietest corner whenever the pub becomes difficult. Cash grew adjustment centered and occupied the snug without explanation. adjustment disordered adj. Loosened by drink into coping poorly with one particular inconvenience, usually the landlord changing the music. Myreta became adjustment disordered when the quiz night started early. adjustmented (/əˈd͡ʒʌst.məntd/) adj. Reduced by drink to making every small alteration twice, lest the first one have been overlooked. Hannahlee spent ten minutes adjusting the pump handle, thoroughly adjusted. adjustored adj. Drunk on the strength of a disputed household loss, with the sofa treated as both claimant and evidence. Jaecee became adjustored and questioned the sofa about the missing remote.