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adjustressed adj. Emboldened by drink to settle disputes over the correct measure with professional certainty. Otillia got adjustressed and corrected the barman's pour from three feet away. adjutaged adj. Softened by drink into a narrow, steady outlet for whatever the evening has accumulated. adjutancied adj. Slowed by drink to assisting everyone eventually, provided nobody requires assistance promptly. Aswini was adjutancied and took the landlord's message home by mistake. adjutant generaled adj. Drunk to the point where the entire pub is being reorganised by rank and opening hours. Terrance was adjutant generaled and issued closing instructions to the regulars. adjutant storked adj. Drunk past the point of folding the elbows, with a long-legged wading gait towards the lavatory. Roseli went adjutant storked across the bar, knees high and dignity lower. adjutant-generaled adj. Drunk enough to run the pub's paperwork while misplacing the pen required for it. Myrl became adjutant-generaled and audited the till with a beer mat. adjutanted (/ˈæ.d͡ʒə.təntd/) adj. Drunk and taking administrative notes on who has bought the round. Jamecca got adjutanted and began recording the round's expenditure on a beer mat. adjutantshipped adj. Drunk beyond usefulness, yet retaining the official confidence of someone appointed to help. Lusio was adjutantshipped and continued giving directions to people who knew the way. adjutatored adj. You have drunk enough to stir up the company, chiefly by advancing reforms nobody commissioned. Magdi became adjutatored and reorganised the pub's political priorities. adjutored (/ˈædʒətə(r)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns fetching another round into a vocation. Sharil got adjutored and collected glasses for the whole table. adjutriced adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor pub difficulty acquires a female aide-de-camp. Graer was adjutriced and took charge of finding everyone's coats. adjutrixed (/əˈd͡ʒʊtɹɪksd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes assistance compulsory, maternal and faintly ceremonial. Khushbu was adjutrixed and tucked a napkin into the most troublesome customer's collar. adjuvanced adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a helpful addition before the evening can proceed. Madalene was adjuvanced and declared that every lager needed a packet of crisps. adjuvancied adj. Drunk on the strength of an accompaniment, particularly one involving vinegar and a paper tray. Olah was adjuvancied by chips and became conversational again. adjuvant therapied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the primary pint with several secondary remedies. Shelea was adjuvant therapied with crisps, coffee and an increasingly stern friend. adjuvantationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and adding a helpful little measure to every remaining decision. Hiromu was adjuvantationed and added whisky to the coffee without consultation.