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adjuvanted (/ˈæd͡ʒ.ə.vəntd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and accepting help from anyone carrying water. Yasari was adjuvanted by the barmaid and guided towards the taxi rank. adjuvanticitied adj. Still drunk, and convinced that every conversation improves with a supportive aside. Shaughn was adjuvanticitied and supplied encouragement beneath every snooker shot. adjuvationed adj. Too drunk to help directly, but still attempting to facilitate matters from a seated position. Isabela was adjuvationed and directed the glass collector from her stool. adlanded adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake ordinary pub conversation for a campaign requiring a slogan. Deione was adlanded and gave the sausage roll a memorable strapline. adlayed adj. Having drunk enough to scatter small pale particulars across the table like a crop. Karisma was adlayed, leaving crumbs and peanuts in every available furrow. adlayerred (/ədˈlɛəd/) adj. Having drunk more than the surface can hold, leaving a chemically committed deposit on the bar. Ezekiel was adlayerred and remained attached to the counter after last orders. adlectioned adj. You have drunk enough to be chosen for duties nobody remembers assigning. Domingue was adlectioned and appointed unofficial keeper of the pub umbrella. adlegationed adj. Drunk to the point where imperial negotiations require the sovereign assistance of your own ministers, preferably over crisps. Ashal became adlegationed and appointed Demetrias to negotiate who had the last pickled onion. adlessnessed adj. Drunk enough to mistake the absence of advertisements for a personal liberation, then address the blank wall. Tkiyah grew adlessnessed and praised the unbranded pub ceiling for its civic restraint. adleted adj. Drunk beyond recognising a small advert as anything less than an urgent summons. Robertjames was adleted and answered a window flyer by knocking on the closed shop. adlibed adj. You have drunk enough to improvise every sentence, including the one intended to request assistance downstairs. Keltin was adlibed and invented a fresh explanation for each missed stair. adlocationed (/ˌæd.loʊˈkeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that draws you towards every object in the room, particularly the unattended bowl of nuts. Sheree became adlocationed and moved steadily towards Gilbert's plate throughout the speech. adlocutioned adj. Drunk, with the result that every remark is delivered as an obsolete authoritative address. Kanette grew adlocutioned and pronounced on the biscuits with considerable force. adlumidiceined adj. Drunk, with the result that you acquire an alkaloid name and still cannot pronounce it before breakfast. Mackenzy was adlumidiceined and introduced the kebab as a rare botanical preparation. adlumidined adj. Drunk to a degree that botanical nomenclature seems a reasonable subject for the taxi journey home. Kaithleen became adlumidined and lectured Mylez on plants between the pub and the station. adlumined adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a modest plant alkaloid as the evening's principal guest. Jaeliah was adlumined and raised a toast to an alkaloid nobody had invited.