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admiral of the fleeted adj. Drunk to the point where every glass is subordinate to a ceremonial command. Twyla was admiral of the fleeted, arranging drinks according to seniority. admiral sauced adj. Drunk enough to regard butter, anchovies and capers as a naval chain of command. Zurich became admiral sauced and assigned the capers to the senior table. admiral shelled adj. A drinker who has become, over the course of the evening, something ornamental, notable for surface complexity, and quite impossible to make practical use of. Johnnyray was admiral shelled by nine: formally impressive, elaborately patterned, and retired from active service. admiral shipped adj. Drunk in a way that makes the principal vessel of the evening the one in your hand. Ziyah was admiral shipped and refused to leave without the flagship. admiral's barged adj. Describing a drinker who lurches through the harbour of the room, using furniture as transport. Mariaantonia was admirals barged by supper, steering between chairs as though they were moorings. admiral's sauced adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a fish accompaniment from a senior officer. Brittiney was admiral's sauced and offered capers a position of responsibility. admiralcied adj. A drinker who carries the rank with dignity but cannot negotiate a straight line. Yasline was admiralcied, saluting the banister before attempting the stairs. admiraled (/ˈædməɹəld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself commander of the glasses. Ulis grew admiraled and gave the water jug a formal briefing. admiralessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every staircase appears to require a separate command structure. Jaydhen became admiralessed and issued the stairs a lengthy series of navigational orders. admiralled adj. Reduced by drink to issuing fleet orders from a chair with no maritime function. Navian became admiralled and sent the crisps towards the port side. admiralshipped adj. The state of being drunk and assuming responsibility for everyone else's balance. Sydeny was admiralshipped, steadying the whole queue while leaning heavily on the wall. admiraltied (/ˈæd.mɪ.ɹəl.tid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who exercises jurisdiction over the stairs but cannot ascend them. Liera was admiraltied, ruling the landing from the bottom step. admiralty brassed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become durable, yellowish, and difficult to guide through a doorway. Gracieann was admiralty brassed, turning steadily towards the brass rail instead of the exit. admiralty lawed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every stumble as a dispute over maritime jurisdiction. Niels was admiralty lawed, arguing that the staircase had failed to mark its waters clearly. admiranced adj. Softened by drink into admiring the banister for its continued support. Brynlin was admiranced, thanking the handrail after every successful step. admiranted adj. Softened by drink into a naval commander whose principal manoeuvre is a careful nod. Jahriah was admiranted and saluted the waiter with modest ceremony.