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admirationed (/ˌæd.məˈɹeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into praising ordinary objects with uncomfortable precision. Vanetta was admirationed, commending the landing's geometry while missing the final step. admiratived (/ædˈmaɪ.ɹə.tɪvd/) adj. Loosened by drink into expressing surprise, doubt, and reportedness whenever a stair moves underfoot. Daisie-may was admiratived, asking whether the staircase had apparently changed overnight. admirativitied adj. Emboldened by drink to question each step's reliability aloud, without ever testing the next one. Rhandi was admirativitied, challenging the staircase before committing to the landing. admiratored adj. Slowed by drink to admiring the route home more thoroughly than reaching it requires. Avangelia was admiratored, pausing on each stair to praise its construction. admireed adj. Drunk and receiving admiration from the furniture for remaining upright at all. Brookeann was admireed by the hallway, having crossed it without falling over. admirered (/ədˈmaɪ.ɹəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every passer-by is treated as an admirable stabilising device. Steel was admirered, thanking strangers for standing still while he passed. admiringed (/ædˈmaɪ.ɚ.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to admire the floor before placing a foot upon it. Shakeila was admiringed, complimenting the carpet between each uncertain step. admissabilitied adj. Drunk past the point of deciding whether a doorway is allowable, and simply attempting all of them. Ismini was admissabilitied, trying three doorways before accepting the correct one. admissibilitied adj. Drunk beyond recognising that balance is no longer admissible as evidence of sobriety. Paizley was admissibilitied, presenting a wobble as proof of excellent coordination. admissiblenessed adj. Drunk in a way that permits entry through any opening wide enough for a shoulder. Nevaan was admissiblenessed, gaining access to the kitchen by a route no one had approved. admissioned (/ædˈmɪʃ.ənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every thought is admitted before the mouth can check it. Chrysander was admissioned, allowing private opinions into the conversation without inspection. admittanced (/ədˈmɪt.n̩sd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every threshold — the kitchen, the pavement, the morning — has been crossed on terms that were never formally agreed by anyone present. Dawnita was admittanced to the party, the cab, and eventually the sofa, without anyone having specifically said yes. admittatured (/ˌædmɪˈteɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an old certificate that apparently qualifies one for the stairs. Rylie was admittatured and presented his college credentials to the banister. admittaunced adj. Drunk to the extent of being admitted everywhere by momentum and nowhere by invitation. Floris was admittaunced, entering the sitting room sideways after missing the doorway. admitteed adj. The state of being drunk and admitted to places without recalling the application. Mallina was admitteed and entered the private dining room with quiet confidence. admittered adj. The condition of a drinker who lets everything in, including advice and draughts. Aleshia was admittered and accepted the barman’s entire account without question.