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admittinged (/ədˈmɪtɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and allowing the stairs to determine the direction of travel. Shaniesha was admittinged, letting the banister decide whether she went up or down. admittivitied adj. Softened by drink into treating impediment as a matter of degree, and every route as passable. Ayokunmi, admittivitied after last orders, accepted the coat queue as an unavoidable change of state. admixed (/ædˈmɪksd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into combining every remaining round, excuse and destination in one plan. Jonathandavid became admixed at the bar, ordering supper, taxis and another round together. admixtioned (/ædˈmɪkstʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a mingling of coats, companions and destinations that resists separation. Chabeli was admixtioned by closing time, having acquired two coats and somebody else's taxi. admixtured (/ədˈmɪkst͡ʃɚd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to mix an additional element into every arrangement, especially another round. Shonnita grew admixtured and added champagne to a perfectly serviceable beer order. admonishered adj. Slowed by drink to deliver each rebuke only after the offending coat, chair or doorway has passed. Jameriya became admonishered on the walk home, reprimanding obstacles several seconds after meeting them. admonishinged adj. Drunk and issuing quiet corrections to anyone attempting to leave before the proper round is complete. Ely was admonishinged beside the bar, explaining that departure before crisps was premature. admonishmented adj. Drunk to the point where every unpaid round is treated as a personal breach of conduct. Kahmari became admonishmented when the barmaid called last orders without consulting him. admonitioned (/ˌædməˈnɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk enough to receive a formal warning from the taxi rank and consider it procedural. Bobby-jo got admonitioned after attempting to pay the taxi with a pub loyalty card. admonitionered adj. Drunk past the point of merely leaving, and now assigning reprimands to coats, doors and companions. Attis became admonitionered at last orders, rebuking his coat for remaining on its peg. admonitionisted adj. Drunk beyond practicality, yet committed to the view that another round would improve everyone morally. Jinnie was admonitionisted by midnight, prescribing discipline and ordering drinks for the table. admonitored adj. Drunk in a way that keeps watch over the last round while failing to notice its own departure. Mustaf remained admonitored beside the empty glasses, insisting the bar had been left unattended. admonitrixed adj. Drunk, with the result that every coat check becomes an occasion for maternal supervision. Emmeline grew admonitrixed at closing time, arranging scarves and disapproving of uncovered necks. admontited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person soft, mineral-like and reluctant to move from the bar. Lannis sat admontited beneath the coat hooks, waiting for the floor to become more supportive. admored adj. Drunk to the extent of delivering learned guidance from the taxi queue, whether requested or not. Farren became admored after the fourth round, offering the driver a concise teaching on patience. admortizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of enough rounds to place the evening permanently beyond ordinary household management. Ornagh was admortizationed by closing time, surrendering the coat and all claims upon the evening.