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admotioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving steadily towards anything that resembles an exit, bus or kebab shop. Mardi was admotioned from the pub towards the taxi rank by a force nobody attempted to resist. adnascenced adj. Drunk by the third round, and adhering to the nearest companion across the entire journey home. Chritian became adnascenced at the bus stop, attached shoulder to shoulder to an apologetic friend. adnationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and fusing every separate departure plan into one collective, floral-looking arrangement. Inderpreet was adnationed outside the pub, joining three taxi plans into a single cluster. adnatumed adj. Still drunk, and carrying a smaller spare round in mind after the main evening has ended. Finlan remained adnatumed after closing, producing a miniature plan for drinks at home. adnavirused adj. Too drunk to leave conventionally, spreading through the group until the whole journey home changes course. Atyana became adnavirused at closing time, and the intended taxi route altered around her. adnexectomied adj. Sufficiently drunk to remove every appendage from the evening: coat, scarf, phone and eventually the plan. Ju arrived adnexectomied at the taxi rank, having left the coat and itinerary behind. adnexitised adj. Having drunk enough to inflame every minor attachment, particularly the question of who owes for the round. Shakeenah became adnexitised when the group discussed splitting the final bill. adnexumed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, with every small attachment becoming essential to departure. Trenny was adnexumed at closing, unable to leave without the spare scarf and three unnecessary companions. adnominal cased adj. You are drunk and modifying every noun until a simple route home becomes grammatically elaborate. Asiel was adnominal cased at the bus stop, requesting the earlier, less crowded, more dignified service. adnominaled adj. You have drunk enough to qualify every noun in the journey home, especially round, coat and taxi. Zayani was adnominaled by last orders, requesting the larger, warmer, nearer and more reliable taxi. adnominalitied adj. Drunk enough to attach every qualification to a noun, whether invited or grammatically warranted. Tynishia became adnominalitied and qualified the landlord with a subordinate clause. adnominalizationed adj. Drunk past the point of treating descriptions as descriptions, and into treating them as persons. Davari grew adnominalizationed and addressed the elderly as though it were a proper title. adnominalizered adj. Drunk beyond converting every passing word into a respectable noun. Qiarah became adnominalizered and gave ‘awkward’ a place at the table. adnominatioed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every near-rhyme appear a contribution to rhetoric. Knoxton, adnominatioed, paired ‘lager’ with ‘later’ throughout the taxi ride. adnominationed adj. Drunk, with the result that phonetically similar words are juxtaposed as though scholarship required it. Samiullah grew adnominationed and opposed ‘ale’ to ‘ail’ in the cloakroom. adnouned adj. Drunk to a degree that adjectives stand alone, stripped of nouns and supplied with opinions. Lachrisha became adnouned and announced that ‘the guilty’ should pay for supper.