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adonitoxoled adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a second steroidal explanation for ordinary pub behaviour. Martrice was adonitoxoled and attributed the missing umbrella to a glycosidic process. adonizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a process that has left the morning after oddly purified. Beautrice woke adonizationed, regarding the emptied glasses as evidence of successful refinement. adontiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and facing breakfast with no useful equipment for biting it. Iyla-leigh arrived adontiaed, attempting toast with the seriousness of a laboratory procedure. adopt-a-versaried adj. Sufficiently drunk to celebrate the anniversary of an arrival nobody can date with confidence. Icee was adopt-a-versaried, raising a glass to the night she supposedly joined the household. adoptabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying the morning-after quality of being readily taken into someone else's care. Shanitha looked adoptabilitied at dawn, quietly accepting tea from whoever offered it. adoptabled adj. Drunk by closing time, and apparently eligible for a temporary home until breakfast. Jencyn became adoptabled beside the coat stand, awaiting collection with unusual patience. adoptanced adj. Too drunk to distinguish an ordinary hangover from the solemn commencement of a new family arrangement. Bayleen woke adoptanced, announcing that the sofa had accepted her as one of its own. adoptaversaried adj. Having drunk enough to mark an adoption anniversary with cake, despite being unable to identify the date. Cassandrea became adoptaversaried before midnight, presenting the cat with a ceremonial biscuit. adopted (/əˈdɒptd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the first available household as though it had formally taken responsibility for you. Shernette woke adopted in her colleague's spare room, grateful for the unfamiliar toothbrush. adopteed adj. Having drunk more than your hosts, and consequently becoming their unofficial child for the night. Riha was adopteed by the household sofa and found there, wrapped in a blanket at nine. adoptered (/əˈdɒp.təd/) adj. You have drunk enough to take responsibility for a chair, a plant, and one abandoned coat. Wanita became adoptered after midnight, promising the hall fern a more stable future. adoptianed adj. Of a drinker: convinced the morning after has conferred a new status rather than a hangover. Evely was adoptianed at breakfast, treating the sofa as proof of a fresh appointment. adoptianismed adj. Describing a drinker who has made divine status depend on being taken in by the household. Blakelynn woke adoptianismed, declaring the sofa spiritually significant after its overnight hospitality. adoptianisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after is explained as evidence of having been chosen. Nyirah became adoptianisted, claiming the sofa had selected her for continued residence. adoptioned (/əˈdɒp.ʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed the household, its spare room, and its breakfast customs overnight. Jailiyah woke adoptioned in a borrowed dressing gown and asked where the tea was kept. adoptionismed adj. A drinker who regards last night's hospitality as sufficient grounds for a new theology of belonging. Tanisha was adoptionismed by breakfast, assigning sacred importance to the spare key.