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adoptionisted adj. The state of being drunk and persuaded that temporary lodging constitutes a lasting doctrine. Hermance was adoptionisted, defending the guest room as a permanent theological conclusion. adoptive fathered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every abandoned mug a dependent requiring a responsible home. Ailany got adoptive fathered and tucked three stray glasses beside the kettle. adoptive mothered adj. Drunk, with the result that unattended cushions, mugs and blankets receive immediate domestic care. Melana became adoptive mothered and covered the remote control with a tea towel. adoptive parented adj. Reduced by drink to managing borrowed belongings as though their long-term welfare depended on you. Delvontae woke adoptive parented and had organised the hallway's lost property alphabetically. adoptive siblinged adj. Softened by drink into treating a newly met companion as family, with the morning-after awkwardness intact. Deivin woke adoptive siblinged, offering half his toast to someone he had met at closing. adoptored adj. You are drunk and assigning yourself guardianship of whatever remains unattended after the party. Zakaiya went adoptored, carrying a lost scarf home for its own protection. adorabilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the kitchen sponge, the sofa and everyone nearby extremely sweet. Tiffonie got adorabilitied and thanked the sofa for supporting her so faithfully. adorablenessed (/əˈdɔːɹəbəlnəsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into finding every small, helpless-looking object irresistible before breakfast. Fleetwood woke adorablenessed and photographed the kettle because its handle seemed unusually sweet. adorationed (/ˌæ.dəˈɹeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into worshipping the nearest ordinary object with the concentration of a morning service. Aleeza sat adorationed before the toaster, awaiting its first act of mercy. adoratored adj. Emboldened by drink to praise one household object repeatedly, especially while waiting for water. Tyronn became adoratored, addressing the coffee machine as the finest appliance ever made. adoratoried adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a quiet corner for a place of worship. Kaley was adoratoried before the vase and spoke to it respectfully. adoratriced adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself an Egyptian priestess and issue decrees from the bar. Mitzel became adoratriced and blessed the crisps before permitting anyone to eat them. adorcismed adj. Having drunk more than enough to welcome possession, provided the possessing spirit agrees with your plans. Dontavion grew adorcismed and invited the coat stand to take over negotiations. adoremented adj. You have drunk enough to adore everyone present, including the person collecting the glasses. Laziyah became adoremented and praised the barman's administrative gifts at length. adorered adj. You are drunk and treating each acquaintance as the finest person ever encountered. Seryn, thoroughly adorered, applauded the taxi driver for possessing such a distinguished vehicle. adoringed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that admiration is an adequate substitute for knowing anyone's name. Brainard got adoringed and complimented the bouncer's professional silhouette repeatedly.