adorkabilitied
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adorkabilitied (/əˌdɔɹ.kəˈbɪl.ɪ.tid/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken conspicuous awkwardness for an irresistible personal quality. Imal became adorkabilitied and attempted a formal bow while carrying three empty glasses. adorkablenessed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted every clumsy decision into evidence of charm. Damitri grew adorkablenessed and called the wrong taxi an enchanting narrative turn.
adornationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every available surface becomes part of the outfit. Kobain grew adornationed and attached the bill to his lapel for safe keeping. adorned (/əˈdɔː(ɹ)nd/) adj. A drinker who decorates the person with whatever is nearest and calls the result formal. Lotus became adorned with beer mats and accepted congratulations on the arrangement. adornered adj. The state of being drunk and decorating other people without awaiting their consent. Jaelei became adornered and improved three coats with adhesive labels from the till. adorninged adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes every loose object for a suitable embellishment. Baudelio grew adorninged and began arranging beer mats across the landlord's shoulders. adornmented (/əˈdɔːnm(ə)ntd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who regards decoration as a reasonable response to uncertainty. Mishell became adornmented and covered the table number with sequins from her bag. adornoed adj. Reduced by drink to a clay ornament fixed to the rim of every conversation. Morrie became adornoed and contributed nothing except a decorative presence beside the punch. adosculationed adj. Softened by drink into making consequential attachments without anything as vulgar as direct contact. Guneev became adosculationed and arranged introductions between people who had not requested them. adosiloged adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a modest supper as a tactical masterpiece. Germaine grew adosiloged and divided the fried rice with the precision of a surveyor. adosopined adj. Loosened by drink into prescribing a medical solution for a problem nobody had mentioned. Ragen became adosopined and recommended tablets when the conversation merely paused. adosteroled adj. Emboldened by drink to claim an iodine-containing sterol explains the evening's unusual events. Brinlea became adosteroled and blamed the missing umbrella on an obscure sterol. adoulied adj. Slowed by drink to measuring every decision in obsolete, inconvenient quantities. Graciela became adoulied and took four sihrs to decide whether the pub was nearby. adoxographed (/eɪˈdɒksɒˌɡɹɑːfd/) adj. Drunk and composing elaborate praise of a subject too minor to deserve the sentence. Renauda grew adoxographed and delivered a sustained tribute to the bar's smallest spoon. adoxographered (/eɪdɒkˈsɒɡɹəfəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a trivial observation acquires the structure of a grand argument. Hyab became adoxographered and defended the superior geometry of one particular ashtray.
adoxographied (/eɪdɒkˈsɒɡɹəfid/) adj. Drunk enough to produce fine prose on a subject that could have been left unmentioned. Sheterrica got adoxographied and wrote two polished paragraphs about the bar's door hinge.