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adult protectioned adj. Drunk to a degree that calls for discreet safeguarding of the glasses, the keys, and the person. Debr was adult protectioned, so Eshan placed the car keys beyond conversational reach. adult relationsed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes an ill-advised proposition, regardless of its subject. Broghan got adult relationsed and proposed to the coat stand before attempting the stairs. adult respiratory distress syndromed adj. The state of being drunk and breathing heavily after negotiating a single flight of stairs. Lorrieann arrived adult respiratory distress syndromed, pausing at every landing for breath. adult shopped adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes every curtained doorway for a reputable retail establishment. Marlynn got adult shopped and spent ten minutes asking the kebab shop about private viewing rooms. adult starred adj. The drunkenness of one who performs every movement as though an unseen audience had paid for it. Shanquil became adult starred and took a bow after successfully sitting down. adult survivored adj. Reduced by drink to navigating the evening through instinct, caution and several strategically placed handrails. Kijani was adult survivored by the landing, proceeding down the stairs with measured determination. adult third culture kidded adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting everyone's pronunciation while remaining uncertain where home is. Kevondrick got adult third culture kidded and corrected the barman's map from halfway up the stairs. adult-onset diabetesed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every gradual loss of control as a longstanding medical condition. Jariana got adult-onset diabetesed and described missing the step as a chronic condition. adult-oriented rocked adj. Emboldened by drink to request soft guitar music while swaying beyond the limits of balance. Sieria got adult-oriented rocked and slow-danced with the stair rail to a yacht-rock chorus. adultcentrismed adj. Slowed by drink to assuming every younger person is mistaken, especially about the safest route downstairs. Jesli got adultcentrismed and overruled the teenager who knew where the stairs were. adulted (/əˈdʌltd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached full size without acquiring corresponding control. Poet was adulted by ten, though the evening had not improved the judgement. adulteranted adj. Drunk to the point where every clear thought has acquired an unwelcome foreign ingredient. Silis became adulteranted and added irrelevant qualifications to ordering a pint. adulteratenessed adj. Drunk enough to have lost the purity of purpose required for walking straight. Alaura got adulteratenessed and reached the landing by a route containing several walls. adulterationed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping any thought in its original form. Alexane got adulterationed and turned a simple apology into a lengthy account of the stairs. adulteratored adj. Drunk beyond the ability to leave an arrangement, object or sentence unaltered. Mariatheresa got adulteratored and rearranged the pub furniture before attempting the stairs. adultered adj. Drunk and conducting private correspondence with people who have not consented to receive it. Onyx got adultered and sent a romantic message to someone saved only as Plumber.