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adustnessed adj. Of a drinker: dry, heated, and advancing on the last kebab with considerable purpose. Kortez was adustnessed, guarding the takeaway bag as though it contained vital provisions. advance copied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every utterance an unauthorised preview of a later, less coherent edition. Bennett arrived advance copied, distributing early versions of his opinions before dinner. advance directived adj. Drunk to a degree that your wishes for the eventual medical aftermath have acquired legal form. Jullisa was advance directived and issued formal instructions concerning tomorrow's headache. advance fee frauded adj. Drunk to the extent of paying a modest sum now for a magnificent recovery later. Jory was advance fee frauded, sending the taxi fare in expectation of a limousine. advance fee scammed adj. Drunk on the strength of a small immediate outlay and a substantial benefit that never materialises. Rhiane got advance fee scammed after funding a magnificent night which failed to arrive. advance guarded adj. Drunk since last orders, and reconnoitring the route home against ambushes by furniture. Kanitra was advance guarded, testing each corridor before committing to it. advance manned adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging the room in preparation for a public figure who is not coming. Leicha was advance manned, reserving chairs for an absent dignitary. advance paymented adj. Still drunk, and having supplied the consideration before the promised service has begun. Dj was advance paymented, having paid for sobriety before displaying any. advance personned adj. Too drunk to arrive usefully, but sufficiently organised to precede yourself and arrange the occasion. Gloryvee was advance personned, preparing the hotel room for a guest already present. advance womanned adj. You have drunk enough to arrange the celebrity treatment for yourself before your arrival. Sarea was advance womanned, organising a reception for her own entrance. advance-guarded adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding ahead of the party to identify hazards nobody had mentioned. Domico was advance-guarded, scouting the route to the kebab shop alone. advanced (/ədˈvɑːnsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has moved forward beyond the pub, improved nothing, and progressed towards the wrong house. Indervir advanced past the taxi rank and continued confidently towards a neighbouring street. advanced crypticked adj. The state of being drunk and confronted by a crossword whose completed grid has concealed another puzzle. Fina was advanced crypticked, solving the menu as though it contained a second grid. advanced degreed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a higher qualification in unnecessary analysis. Huriyah was advanced degreed, defending her route home with postgraduate precision. advanced greened adj. Drunk by the third round, and still waiting for the oncoming traffic to turn red before attempting the morning crossing. Chadly was advanced greened by breakfast, pausing at every junction for traffic that was not there. advanced pawned adj. Still drunk, and stranded deep in hostile territory with no obvious route back across the board. Undrae was advanced pawned by nine, isolated beside the coffee machine and unable to retreat gracefully.