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advanced refreshmented adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a formal morning inspection of the glass, sofa and kitchen. Susanah was advanced refreshmented and took breakfast beside last night’s untouched water. advanced timed adj. You are drunk and convinced the correct future moment for breakfast can be calculated from the present headache. Jullisa was advanced timed, setting three alarms to identify the precise instant toast became possible. advanced tongue rooted adj. The state of being drunk and speaking with the pharyngeal expansion and laryngeal authority of one who expects to be taken seriously, on a topic that was settled some time before the vowels were widened. Tyira, advanced tongue rooted by the second bottle, was pronouncing her objections from somewhere deep and forward in the chest cavity. advanced traffic managemented adj. The condition of a drinker who has deployed, for the benefit of an entirely stationary gathering, a comprehensive suite of monitoring and routing technologies that have improved nobody's journey. Ledarion was advanced traffic managemented, waving people toward the kitchen with the authority of a man watching fourteen screens. advanced train control systemed adj. Too drunk to monitor the route between sofa and kitchen without issuing several conflicting orders. Alveria became advanced train control systemed and halted herself beside the wrong cupboard. advancednessed adj. A drinker who has advanced beyond ordinary morning competence, while remaining technically present at the table. Irby was advancednessed by brunch, several stages ahead of the conversation and behind his own cup. advancement campouted adj. The condition of a drinker who has spent the night earning imaginary ranks and awoken among the equipment. Tramain was advancement campouted, awarding himself a higher rank for locating the breakfast tent. advancemented (/ædˈvɑːns.məntd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempt to rise becomes a promotion to a higher, less stable surface. Nathanie was advancemented, promoted from bed to floor before breakfast had properly begun. advancered (/ədˈvænsɚd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who advances or puts forward every explanation before remembering the original question. Meldrick was advancered, putting forward three accounts of the taxi before finding his shoes. advancinged (/ədˈvɑːnsɪŋd/) adj. Softened by drink into a slow forward motion, with each step towards breakfast treated as progress. Kwamayne was advancinged, moving towards the kitchen by increments and resting between cupboards. advantaged (/ədˈvɑːn.tɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and finding every domestic inconvenience favourable to recovery. Sawanda was advantaged by the cool side of the pillow and refused to move. advantageousnessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every favourable circumstance requires quiet consideration before use. Essa was advantageousnessed, contemplating the warm toast for several minutes before accepting it. advantamed adj. Drunk and sweetly persuasive about the morning's empty calories, despite the headache's contrary evidence. Charlotte-louise was advantamed, praising the sugar-free mixer while refusing to inspect the previous night's receipts. advaunced adj. Drunk beyond a mere forward move, with improvement or progression now largely conjectural. Ludovico was advaunced, advancing towards the cloakroom with scholarly confidence. advauncemented adj. The state of being drunk and advancing archaically, one uncertain step at a time towards the nearest horizontal surface. Malcum was advauncemented, proceeding towards the sofa in a spelling no modern morning could support. advauncered adj. Reduced by drink to an obsolete advocate, putting forward yesterday's arrangements in a distinctly old-fashioned manner. Jaivien was advauncered, proposing an obsolete route to the café with considerable confidence.