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advauntaged adj. Emboldened by drink to claim every available advantage, particularly the chair nearest the bathroom. Shadricka was advauntaged, taking the bathroom chair before anyone had admitted needing it. advection fogged adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the cold air settling over the room for a personal summons to action. Ellanora became advection fogged and opened every window to improve the atmosphere.
advectioned (/ædˈvɛkʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the morning carries you sideways, transporting yesterday's heat and humidity into every room. Mescal was advectioned, drifting from bedroom to kitchen with last night's warmth still attached. adved adj. Sharpened by drink into modifying every household instruction with unnecessary precision. Elitsa went adved and explained exactly how the glass should approach the tap. advenemented adj. You are drunk and treating every minor occurrence as an event requiring an announcement. Marie-eve became advenemented and convened the table to discuss a dropped olive. advenienced adj. Of a drinker: persuaded that every impulse is an improvement merely because it has newly arrived. Ashley-lynn was advenienced and ordered a round for people already leaving. advented (/ˈæd.vɛntd/) adj. Of a drinker who has decided that every arrival marks the beginning of something important. Janiia became advented when the taxi appeared and attempted a farewell speech. adventicectomied adj. Describing a drinker who has removed every outer restraint and is now handling the evening directly. Katheline went adventicectomied and negotiated the locked cupboard with confidence. adventioned (/ədˈvɛn.ʃənd/) adj. A drinker who treats an external suggestion as a personal revelation and acts on it immediately. Murphy became adventioned after Markeys mentioned karaoke and volunteered the entire table. adventitiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision has acquired an outer layer of unnecessary protection. Rowena became adventitiaed and wrapped the takeaway in three separate bags. adventitioned adj. The state of being drunk and allowing accidental influences to direct the rest of the evening. Kymberly grew adventitioned when a passing dog redirected the party towards the canal. adventitiousnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who attributes each fresh decision to coincidence rather than choice. Army was adventitiousnessed and called the detour inevitable after seeing an illuminated sign. adventived (/ədˈvɛntɪvd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has established himself somewhere foreign and now behaves as though he belongs there. Aricia became adventived and reorganised the unfamiliar kitchen without asking. adventure educationed adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning trust exercises and personal growth to an unwilling group. Chat became adventure educationed and made the table cross the room in pairs. adventure gamed adj. Loosened by drink into investigating ordinary surroundings as though each cupboard concealed a clue. Vidhaan became adventure gamed and searched the pub for the missing narrative object.
adventure playgrounded adj. Emboldened by drink to treat fixed outdoor equipment as a reasonable route home. Shannetta became adventure playgrounded and crossed the monkey bars in formal shoes.