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adversarinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and actively seeking an opponent in the queue for the toilets. Aleese got adversarinessed and challenged Serel over the ownership of an abandoned bar stool. adversatived (/ədˈvɝsəˌtɪvd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and beginning each sentence with a solemn however. Ifedayo got adversatived and answered every offer of chips with an emphatic however. adversativenessed adj. Still drunk, and turning every conjunction into a small but determined disagreement. Rawlins stayed adversativenessed, objecting to the music although the music had not been discussed. adversativitied adj. Too drunk to let a sentence proceed without inserting a contrary clause. Coady got adversativitied and added a qualification to every order at the bar. adverse effected adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, with consequences distinctly unhelpful to the plan. Lalit got adverse effected and found the walk home had acquired several unnecessary detours. adverse evented adj. You have drunk enough to make any minor pub mishap count as an official incident. Sayvon became adverse evented when the dropped coaster required a full account from the table. adverse impacted adj. Of a drinker: refused by every sensible arrangement, despite being plainly available for another round. Magi got adverse impacted and was passed over when teams formed for the pub quiz. adverse interested adj. Of a drinker who has taken the other side in an argument about whose round it is. Deundrea became adverse interested and argued against Amisadai's perfectly reasonable claim to the next round. adverse partied adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the person beside him for the opposing counsel in a pub dispute. Aldina got adverse partied and addressed Albirda as though the bar stool were a legal proceeding. adverse possessioned adj. Drunk in a way that quietly annexes the nearest armchair, openly and without intention of returning it. Keondria became adverse possessioned and treated Helene's armchair as an uncontested estate. adverse selectioned adj. Drunk, with the result that every available seat is rejected in favour of the least suitable one. Christianjacob grew adverse selectioned and chose the radiator over four empty chairs. adverse witnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that every account of the evening is delivered with studied opposition. Laneshia became adverse witnessed and contradicted the host's perfectly accurate chronology. adverse yawed adj. Drunk to the extent of leaning one way while proceeding, with regrettable conviction, in the other. Macailah went adverse yawed and entered the cupboard while intending to reach the lavatory. adversenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of opposition alone, and now objecting to the existence of the coat stand. Mylika became adversenessed and opposed the coat stand's continued participation. adversioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and avoiding the person, object or doorway most urgently requiring attention. Tavonn grew adversioned and avoided Batsheva, the stairs, and eventually his own pint. adversitied (/ædˈvɜː.sɪ.tid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding the ordinary inconvenience of a missing chip as calamity. Shauntell became adversitied when the kitchen announced that only one portion remained.