Admonitionisted
Advent calendared

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Admonitionisted adj. Drunk on the strength of one forceful opinion, and ready to replace every institution with it. Shakiem became Admonitionisted and proposed reforming the pub along Presbyterian lines. Adnyamathanhaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding with the calm certainty that the route home is newly discovered. Orlandrea got Adnyamathanhaed and mapped an unfamiliar shortcut across the car park.
Adolophined adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a dubious medicine name as a sound basis for diagnosis. Amila became Adolophined and prescribed rest to everyone who mentioned the weather. Adonicked adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking in two heavy beats after an initial rush of confidence. Oilbhe got Adonicked and delivered each answer in a brisk tumble followed by solemn silence. Adonis belted adj. Too drunk to notice the decorative anatomy has become an argument for removing your shirt. Ardynn became Adonis belted and posed beside the coat stand for an audience of nobody. Adonis blued adj. Sufficiently drunk to flutter through the room in bright, brief movements and settle nowhere. Manjari got Adonis blued and moved between conversations without completing any of them. Adonised (/əˈdoʊ.nɪsd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that physical beauty has made ordinary consequences inapplicable. Davyne got Adonised and rejected the coat because it interfered with the profile. Adorantesed adj. Having drunk enough to worship the nearest attractive stranger as a matter of settled theology. Khalif became Adorantesed and treated the bouncer as a divinity requiring regular praise. Adrasteaned (/ædrəˈstiːənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the room can orbit, and behaving as though gravity were an administrative error. Kashanda got Adrasteaned and attempted to remain in orbit around the coat rack. Adrianople redded adj. You have drunk enough to regard a particular red dye as the obvious solution to every decoration. Cleta became Adrianople redded and proposed repainting the landlord's hallway immediately. Adrianopolitanned adj. You are drunk and claiming historic ownership of whichever room currently contains your glass. Medwin got Adrianopolitanned and announced that the snug belonged to his dynasty. Adrolled (/ˈeɪ̯dɹɔːld/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that additional strength has rendered ordinary judgement unnecessary. Kaiti got Adrolled and attempted the garden gate with the confidence of a champion. Adullamited adj. Drunk beyond finding the space beneath the dining table an entirely reasonable refuge. Frantasia was Adullamited beneath the table, declining the sofa on grounds of exposure. AdvP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a phrase that modifies the entire journey to the kitchen. Vernetha went AdvP'd and described the walk to the tap as remarkably horizontal. Advanced levelled adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but prepared to classify its cushions according to an elaborate examination syllabus. Tuvia became Advanced levelled and awarded the firm cushion a provisional distinction.
Advent calendared adj. Sufficiently drunk to open every cupboard in search of a small daily consolation. Haiven became Advent calendared and inspected the cupboards for numbered chocolates.