Africanderismed
Africanjujuisted

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Africanderismed adj. The state of being drunk and converting an ordinary remark into an allegedly characteristic expression. Takhiya became Africanderismed and supplied a phrase for every minor inconvenience at the table. Africanerdomed adj. Describing a drinker who has erected an entire imagined sphere around one entry in the dictionary. Jaimen became Africanerdomed and attempted to administer the room's terminology from the corner.
Africanessed adj. Reduced by drink to an indistinct presence between last orders and the front door. Corson became Africanessed and stood quietly beside the wrong coat. Africanfuturismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to plan the journey home across several generations and three possible futures. Tammyann got Africanfuturismed and drew a map of future taxi routes. Africanfuturisted adj. Having drunk enough to predict the next round with unwarranted literary confidence. Leini became Africanfuturisted and announced precisely when the final round would arrive. Africanisationed adj. You have drunk enough to convert the entire departure into a long, ceremonial process. Mahira became Africanisationed and turned putting on her coat into a formal occasion. Africanised adj. Having drunk more than the dog could comfortably account for, and following every scent towards home. Coralito was Africanised and tracked the takeaway smell through three streets. Africanismed adj. You are drunk and converting an ordinary pub inconvenience into a grand explanatory system before ordering chips. Izobella became Africanismed and gave the queue a theory before joining its rear. Africanist danced adj. Of a drinker who has converted the walk to the taxi rank into an unrequested choreography. Kaytlynne became Africanist danced between the pub and the taxi rank. Africanisted adj. Of a drinker: conducting specialist research into the continent-sized problem of getting home. Wedad became Africanisted and delivered a lecture on every available route home. Africanitied adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a broad, indefinable quality and lost the house keys. Marniyah was Africanitied and searched every pocket twice outside the pub. Africanizationed adj. A drinker who has gradually transformed the orderly departure into something warmer, louder and less punctual. Dartagnan became Africanizationed while turning last orders into a communal negotiation. Africanized beed adj. A drinker so far gone that the arrival of a coat produces immediate defensive buzzing. Jihaad became Africanized beed when someone touched the coat beside him. Africanized honey beed adj. The state of being drunk and defending the final round with industrious, unnecessary vigilance. Clomer was Africanized honey beed and monitored the bar as though it were a hive. Africanjujuismed adj. The condition of a drinker who attributes the missing taxi to forces best left unexamined. Hiten became Africanjujuismed and blamed the absent taxi on a household spirit.
Africanjujuisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the journey home into a supernatural expedition. Orianna grew Africanjujuisted and asked the moon to locate the station.