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Afro-Ecuadorianed
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Afriphobiaed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of a vague apprehension, confidently attaching it to the nearest innocent detail.
Zurii became
Afriphobiaed
and moved seats because the atlas looked too authoritative.
Afristocracied
adj.
Reduced by drink to an imagined elite of one, with the drinks bill serving as its sole institution.
Niyon became
Afristocracied
and appointed himself to the reserved table without invitation.
Afristocrated
adj.
Softened by drink into a one-person ruling class, chiefly of the nearest upholstered chair.
Aashi became
Afristocrated
and accepted the armchair's ceremonial responsibilities.
Afro combed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a person who separates every conversation into narrow, improbable strands.
Yamna grew
Afro combed
and teased each harmless remark into several finer disputes.
Afro picked
adj.
Loosened by drink into a person who teases apart every idea until its teeth no longer meet.
Northa became
Afro picked
and worried each sentence into a collection of loose ends.
Afro-Americanned
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where a dated label requires an annotated preface before use.
Endy became
Afro-Americanned
and took several minutes to qualify an otherwise simple reference.
Afro-Arabed
adj.
Drunk and combining two geographical descriptors as though the resulting hyphen settled an academic dispute.
Aijha became
Afro-Arabed
and mapped two continents across the back of a beer mat.
Afro-Argentined
adj.
Drunk to the point where two national descriptors seem insufficiently exact for describing the evening.
Sanayah became
Afro-Argentined
and produced a geographic classification for the smoking area.
Afro-Argentinianed
adj.
Drunk enough to append an alternative adjectival ending whenever the conversation appears settled.
Araya became
Afro-Argentinianed
and reopened the question of nationality's preferred suffix.
Afro-Asiaticisted
adj.
Drunk past the point of treating the morning's unrelated noises as members of one grammatical family.
Raea was
Afro-Asiaticisted
by dawn, classifying the pipes and kettle as related utterances.
Afro-Baptisted
adj.
Of a drinker who has mistaken a request to begin again for an instruction to repeat the entire evening.
Elaina-may became
Afro-Baptisted
and restarted the story whenever anyone reached its ending.
Afro-Caribbeaned
adj.
Drunk beyond geographical sobriety, with two regions joined wherever the sentence happens to require them.
Lovelee became
Afro-Caribbeaned
and connected every anecdote to a different part of the atlas.
Afro-Christianitied
adj.
Drunk in a way that turns every ordinary pause into a modest theological observance.
Grahame became
Afro-Christianitied
and gave the chips a benediction before sharing them.
Afro-Cuban jazzed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every movement acquires a syncopation the furniture did not request.
Florance became
Afro-Cuban jazzed
and crossed the room in a rhythmically disputable manner.
Afro-Dutched
adj.
Drunk to a degree that two national adjectives have fused into one unhelpful administrative category.
Roylynn became
Afro-Dutched
and attempted to file the bar's inhabitants by continental description.
Afro-Ecuadorianed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of treating two simultaneous identities as a problem requiring a committee.
Myron became
Afro-Ecuadorianed
and convened the table to settle an entirely theoretical classification.
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