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Afrocosmopolitanned adj. Drunk on the strength of several morning-after remedies, each borrowed from a different kitchen. Alliana was Afrocosmopolitanned, combining pickles, tea and yoghurt without a governing principle. Afrocrated adj. Drunk since last orders, and still conducting the morning's administrative business from bed. Deallen arrived Afrocrated, issuing breakfast instructions without leaving the duvet. Afrodescendanted adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the previous evening into the morning by means of its receipts. Ahyaan woke Afrodescendanted, tracing the evening through receipts found in every pocket. Afrodiasporaed adj. Too drunk to keep the morning's belongings in one place, with socks appearing across several rooms. Tavyon was Afrodiasporaed, locating one sock in the hall and its companion upstairs. Afroed adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged the remaining hair into a rounded argument and expects admiration. Drake became Afroed and asked Linn to inspect the shape from several socially unnecessary angles. Afrofuturismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the morning-after headache as evidence from an advanced civilisation. Ayrah was Afrofuturismed, studying the headache as technology from a less forgiving future. Afrofuturisted adj. Emboldened by drink to treat tomorrow's speculative technologies as already available at the bar. Duong got Afrofuturisted and offered the landlord a payment system involving teleportation. Afrolatinaed adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing precisely which parts of the morning are intolerable. Chelisa woke Afrolatinaed and identified the kettle's whistle as the day's chief offence. Afrolatinoed adj. Emboldened by drink to inspect last night's messages before deciding whether any can survive daylight. Jeorge woke Afrolatinoed and reviewed the messages with unnecessary courage. Afromericanned adj. Drunk and confidently treating a complicated personal history as a question settled by one adjective. Kenndy got Afromericanned and corrected the form before reading what it asked. Afronauted (/ˈæf.ɹəˌnɔːtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the ordinary room requires a launch sequence and a mission commander. Summa became Afronauted and counted the kitchen doorway as a hostile atmosphere. Afropeaned (/ˌæf.ɹəˈpɪ(ː).ənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating two incompatible destinations as grounds for choosing neither. Benedikt became Afropeaned and booked trains in opposite directions with equal confidence. Afropessimismed adj. Drunk to the point where every proposed remedy for the morning appears structurally inadequate. Auzair was Afropessimismed and rejected water, toast and fresh air in turn. Afropessimisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every encouraging fact evidence for a darker conclusion. Berda became Afropessimisted and found the working lift deeply suspicious. Afrophiled adj. Drunk, with the result that every mention of Africa receives an unsolicited expression of devotion. Tavyn got Afrophiled and praised the map above the pub's fruit machine. Afrophiliaed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns affectionate enthusiasm into a governing principle for the evening. Chibuzo became Afrophiliaed and attempted to reorganise the music by continent.