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Afrophobed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding menace in an entirely ordinary conversation and identifying it incorrectly. Lorilyn got Afrophobed and suspected the harmless poster of having hostile intentions. Afrophobiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning an ominous explanation to every harmless reference on the wall. Ashante got Afrophobiaed and asked who had placed the continent beside the till. Afropolitanismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and mistaking unplanned variety for a coherent metropolitan philosophy. Breaden got Afropolitanismed and described the bus shelter as an urban salon. Afropolitanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to make every room cosmopolitan by personal decree. Miliyah became Afropolitanned and appointed the kebab shop a diplomatic venue. Afropopped adj. Still drunk, and selecting music with such confidence that the room's objections become part of the rhythm. Nachmen got Afropopped and changed the playlist whenever anyone began enjoying it. Afropunked adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a minor disagreement about music into a manifesto and a technical failure. Ezkiel got Afropunked and unplugged the speakers to preserve their independence. Afshared adj. Having drunk enough to assume every possession in the room has become jointly available. Landrum got Afshared and distributed the table's umbrellas without consulting their owners. Afsharided adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself custodian of an entire historical succession. Orbie got Afsharided and began assigning reigns to everyone near the fireplace. Afterlehened adj. You are drunk and have granted the same small privilege onward before anyone can object. Vassie got Afterlehened and sublet her bar stool to a man already sitting there. afadinned adj. Drunk beyond the point of keeping conversational connections intact, while still clinging to whoever will listen. Theona was afadinned and attached herself to Nateria's conversation through three unrelated subjects. afairyisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes disbelief in fairies a personal accusation against everyone present. Maple became afairyisted and challenged Lynton to produce documentary evidence of the garden's inhabitants. afalinaed adj. Drunk, with the result that you communicate in clicks, circle the company, and expect them to follow. Yaniece became afalinaed and circled Jumah's chair while answering every question with a whistle. afamelanotided adj. A drinker who develops a marked interest in becoming darker, by whatever means seem available. Dextin became afamelanotided and examined his forearms beneath the bathroom light. afaminned adj. A drinker so far gone that vitamin E appears to require personal assistance. Rayyaan was afaminned and attempted to introduce his vitamins to the barman. afanced (/ˈævæŋkd/) adj. The state of being drunk and reported, without much evidence, to resemble a lake monster. Lunsford was afanced by ten and moved quietly towards the ornamental pond. afandied adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the evening’s remaining dignity carefully towards the door. Jeylene was afandied by the third round and requested her coat with formal courtesy.