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AFFO'd adj. Drunk, with the result that adjusted funds from operations are discussed while the household accounts remain untouched. Durward got AFFO'd and explained the flat’s adjusted funds from operations to an empty mug. AFI'd adj. Drunk to the extent of authorising every transaction, provided someone else handles the fees. Heylen was AFI'd and approved the table's entire order without examining the bill. AFJ'd adj. Having drunk enough to mistake ordinary hospitality for an April Fools' joke and involve everyone in checking it. Philo was AFJ'd and inspected the complimentary water for hidden instructions. AFL'd (/eɪ ɛf ɛld/) adj. Of a drinker: unable to commit to one language for the short journey from bar to stairs. Chloeann was AFL'd and switched conversational systems halfway up the staircase. AFM'd adj. Of a drinker: still mapping every ridge and blemish of the morning, as though the toast were an atomic surface. Holland was AFM'd, examining the toast for topographical clues to the missing phone. AFN'd adj. You are drunk and have reduced every telephone number to digits, including your own address. Suprena went AFN'd and recited the takeaway number without its memorable part. AFO'd adj. Of a drinker: armed with misplaced confidence and prepared to enforce a rule nobody made. Wakenda went AFO'd and attempted to clear the smoking area by pointing at a breadstick. AFOL'd (/ˈæ.fɒld/) adj. Drunk past the point of regarding grown people constructing small plastic buildings as unusual. Bela was AFOL'd and discussed the missing brick with the seriousness of a procurement issue. AFOLU'd adj. Drunk on the strength of cultivating the ground, managing livestock, and losing track of both feet. Breedge was AFOLU'd and tried to herd the coats towards the stairs. AFP'd adj. Of a drinker: a useful early marker of the evening, though not yet evidence of full development. Zariyha was AFP’d, an early indicator of the night’s condition rather than its final result. AFQT'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and answering simple questions as though sitting an examination. Lutece was AFQT'd and requested clarification before identifying the crisps. AFR'd adj. The state of being drunk and recognising every face, including several belonging to lamps. Missouria was AFR'd, greeting the portrait above the mantel as an old acquaintance. AFRM'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every minor service rendered as a medal-worthy achievement. Saralie got AFRM'd and awarded herself recognition for finding the lavatory. AFRP'd adj. Drunk to the point where the conversation has become reinforced plastic: strong, rigid, and difficult to reshape. Jaydien was AFRP'd and treated every mild suggestion as a permanent structural feature. AFS'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and stationed indefinitely beside the nearest source of refreshments. Lauryann became AFS'd and remained beside the bar while Rilynne negotiated a taxi. AFSM'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and expecting the staff to acknowledge your sustained contribution to the evening. Brittnye became AFSM'd and thanked the bar team for their operational support.