AFSS'd
Afghan foxed

Af - Page 3

AFSS'd adj. Drunk enough to activate the evening's flight-safety procedure and terminate proceedings without further warning. Sterlin got AFSS'd at last orders and was escorted away before attempting another round. AFTS'd adj. Drunk past the point of safe continuation, triggering an automatic end to the evening and a controlled return home. Louie-george became AFTS'd when the barman called time and surrendered to the taxi.
AFUE'd adj. Drunk to the point where the fuel put in produces very little useful movement, particularly uphill. Redman was AFUE'd by the third round and required two attempts to reach the landing. AFV'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a mobile combatant whose principal enemy is an uncooperative doorway. Victorino went AFV'd and attacked the narrow doorway with the confidence of a trained vehicle. AFqed adj. Drunk past the point of measuring how frequently each foot initiates an argument with the floor. Charneice was AFqed and counted three separate assaults on the hallway carpet. AfD'd adj. Drunk past the point of allowing yesterday's statements to survive a morning discussion. Jeovanny got AfD'd and proposed deleting every message sent after midnight. Afared (/ˈɑːfɑː(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and measuring the room by horizons, despite its being a small kitchen. Leaira was Afared, gazing towards distant horizons beyond the refrigerator. Afed (/æfd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard the nearest doorway as an administrative frontier. Heatherly got Afed and presented a passport to the pub's lavatory door. Afemaied adj. Of a drinker: every minor household gathering has acquired the dignity of a formally constituted assembly. Kasandra grew Afemaied and called the lamps to order before supper. Afenmaied adj. Of a drinker who has elevated a casual disagreement into a matter for a grand commission. Fyza became Afenmaied and appointed the cat to investigate the missing cork. Affenpinschered adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the alert, ungovernable dignity of a small dog at a wedding. Loralynn was Affenpinschered, challenging the table decorations with quiet conviction. Affenspalted adj. A drinker so far gone that the visual field has divided into a central argument and surrounding furniture. Euricka became Affenspalted and debated the lampshade at close range. Affrilachianed adj. The state of being drunk and possessed of a solemn regional geography that ends at the kitchen sink. Serenia was Affrilachianed and drew a boundary map on the back of a receipt. Afghan Hounded (/ˌæfɡæn ˈhau̯ndd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who pursues a dropped crisp with noble persistence and no prospect of success. Caleen went Afghan Hounded beneath the table after a single escaped peanut. Afghan breaded adj. Softened by drink into a warm, flat surface upon which everyone feels entitled to place a plate. Shakria was Afghan breaded and accepted the cheese board without protest.
Afghan foxed adj. Sharpened by drink into nocturnal cunning, chiefly directed towards locating the last biscuit. Almyra grew Afghan foxed and found the emergency biscuits behind the flour.
#ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
AA-A1A2A3A4AaAbAcAdAeAfAgAhAiAjAkAlAmAnAoApAqArAsAtAuAvAwAxAyAzA'