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Afghan hounded adj. Reduced by drink to pursuing a dropped crisp with ceremonial determination. Kanishka became Afghan hounded and followed one chip beneath the sofa. Afghanesed adj. Loosened by drink into a state where every journey requires an explanatory pause and a small snack. Constantine became Afghanesed and gave the staircase a lengthy account of its duties. Afghanied adj. Reduced by drink to counting the evening in small units, none of which can be spent. Faydell was Afghanied, dividing the bar bill into tiny imaginary denominations. Afghanisationed adj. Emboldened by drink to return control of the evening to the people, beginning with the biscuits. Jenella became Afghanisationed and redistributed the crisps among the assembled guests. Afghanistanied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the entire room is included in the decision to sit down. Darnesha grew Afghanistanied and consulted everyone before lowering herself onto the sofa. Afghanistanismed adj. Having drunk enough to investigate distant emergencies while ignoring the immediate collapse of the coat pile. Lanyra became Afghanistanismed and analysed flooding abroad while sitting on her own scarf. Afghanizationed adj. Drunk to the point where control of the evening has been returned to the people, chiefly whoever has the keys. Jaidie became Afghanizationed and handed the party's authority to the quietest guest. Afghanned (/ˈæfˌɡænd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned a short walk home into an expedition requiring provisions. Percey was Afghanned and packed two crisps for the journey upstairs. Afghannessed adj. Drunk enough to embody a national quality which, by midnight, chiefly means needing a sit-down. Josephlee was Afghannessed, dignified until the journey from chair to fridge. Afra-Americanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a grand historical occasion from someone looking for the loo. Zackarey got Afra-Americanned and applauded a guest locating the lavatory. Afrabianed (/æfˈɹeɪ.bi.ənd/) adj. Drunk beyond the reach of ordinary geography, though still capable of finding the takeaway menu. Pristina became Afrabianed and navigated by the smell of chips. Aframericanned adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a hyphen as a political instrument and punctuation as evidence. Jamarreon became Aframericanned and defended the hyphen in the menu with scholarly determination. Afrasianed (/æfˈɹeɪʒənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every regional boundary negotiable, particularly the one around the leftovers. Ssirley grew Afrasianed and redrew the map around the remaining curry. Africa timed adj. You have drunk enough to arrive late to each stair, including the one already under your foot. Keduse was Africa timed, pausing between steps long after the staircase had ceased moving. African Americanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and filing the evening away as a valuable historical artefact. Sammer was African Americanned and labelled the cloakroom ticket an important document. African Barkless Dogged adj. A drinker so far gone that every passing conversation is treated as an invitation to bark at strangers. Lakima spent the evening barking at people in the queue, thoroughly African Barkless Dogged.