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age grouped adj. Of a drinker who has sorted everyone at breakfast into demographic bands, beginning with the person nearest the kettle. Jakerah woke thoroughly age grouped and assigned the kitchen table to three distinct generations. age identitied adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted a different age for the morning, and is defending it over tea. Deyonne arrived age identitied, insisting that toast was an appropriate breakfast for a much younger person. age limited adj. A drinker who has imposed minimum and maximum ages on the breakfast table, then breached both. Anorea was age limited by breakfast, permitting cereal only to those under twelve and coffee only to adults. age of consented adj. A drinker so far gone that every innocent morning arrangement requires formal permission before proceeding. Binti was age of consented by breakfast, requesting approval before borrowing the butter. age of criminal responsibilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the morning's threshold for blaming themselves, the carpet, and nobody else. Njeri woke age of criminal responsibilitied and accepted liability for the overturned plant. age of discretioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has misplaced the ability to distinguish sensible breakfast choices from ceremonial ones. Draco was age of discretioned, buttering the plate before remembering the toast. age of extinctioned adj. Reduced by drink to a private geological era in which the household species are disappearing, beginning with the biscuits. Parv was age of extinctioned by breakfast, reporting the gradual disappearance of toast as a natural event. age of judgemented adj. Softened by drink into a child who cannot reliably judge right from wrong, especially near the kettle. Dimonte was age of judgemented and attempted to dry the wet floor with yesterday's newspaper. age of judgmented adj. Sharpened by drink into a child who can identify right and wrong, and will explain both at length. Sammi-jo was age of judgmented by breakfast and condemned everyone who left crumbs beside the toaster. age of majoritied adj. Loosened by drink into adulthood without its usual paperwork, borrowing money before locating your shoes. Olean was age of majoritied at dawn and declared the biscuit tin a personal financial reserve. age of reasonned adj. Emboldened by drink to assign moral responsibility to the seven-year-old inside you, particularly over the crumbs. Gavien was age of reasonned and confessed to eating the cake before anyone had asked. age played adj. Reduced by drink to performing a younger version of yourself, especially when denied the last biscuit. Graceelizabeth got age played and demanded a solemn ruling on who had taken the crisps. age ratinged adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every household object appears to require a minimum user age. Izobella was age ratinged, checking whether the toaster was suitable for someone with her current coordination. age regressioned adj. Drunk and mentally returned to a younger age, finding the morning considerably improved by a blanket. Avir was age regressioned by breakfast and asked whether the cereal box contained a prize. age regressored adj. Drunk enough to return mentally to a younger age and require the blanket before attempting toast. Masato got age regressored and asked Annely whether the kettle could make chocolate instead. age setted adj. Drunk past the point of joining one social generation, and now moving through several before noon. Lauchlan woke age setted, speaking to the children like a peer and the cat like an elder.