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age spotted
adj.
Drunk beyond the stage at which the morning's small brown marks can be distinguished from the consequences.
Haedyn woke
age spotted
and inspected the backs of his hands before locating his glasses.
age standardizationed
adj.
Drunk in a way that adjusts every household comparison to an imaginary average age before breakfast.
Tyajah was
age standardizationed
, converting everyone's tea intake to the expected rate for the population.
age standardized rated
adj.
Drunk to a degree that the morning's headache is reported as an incidence rate for a population of one.
Jacquitta was
age standardized rated
, presenting her headache as a carefully adjusted breakfast statistic.
age-adjustmented
adj.
Emboldened by drink to compare incompatible people as though their years required immediate statistical correction.
Milaniya became
age-adjustmented
and normalised the party before anyone had requested a comparison.
age-mated
adj.
Drunk to the extent of mistaking the same-aged person beside you for a lifelong biological appointment.
Aymerick woke
age-mated
and asked Demonica whether they had always shared a birthday.
age-reversaled
adj.
Reduced by drink to making firm plans to become physiologically younger by Tuesday.
Zarren became
age-reversaled
and prescribed himself a younger body before the taxi arrived.
age-standardizationed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every morning complaint is corrected for an invented standard age structure.
Kaeden was
age-standardizationed
and adjusted the household's tiredness before blaming the coffee.
ageabilitied
adj.
Loosened by drink into declaring every object in the room suitable for becoming older.
Cidnie got
ageabilitied
and announced that the lamps could mature if given proper care.
aged
(/eɪd͡ʒd/)
adj.
Drunk to the point where separate remarks have become one substantial but poorly mixed mass.
Chavah was
aged
by midnight, presenting six unrelated opinions as a single conclusion.
aged R-valued
adj.
Slowed by drink to assigning thermal resistance figures to coats before putting one on.
Mikkala got
aged R-valued
and rejected three jackets as insufficiently insulating.
aged cared
adj.
Drunk and arranging eldercare for people who have not requested it.
Des became
aged cared
and tried to enrol the landlord in a comprehensive support package.
ageded
(/ˈeɪ.dʒɪdd/)
adj.
Emboldened by drink to offer unsolicited advice to anyone who appears to have lived longer.
Ailea became
ageded
and corrected the pub's oldest customer on the proper use of a walking stick.
agednessed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every minor delay is treated as evidence of venerable wisdom.
Adira got
agednessed
and called the broken till a distinguished survivor of earlier times.
agefuled
(/ˈeɪd͡ʒfʊld/)
adj.
Drunk enough to regard the remaining evening as an eternity with licensed premises.
Bethzaira became
agefuled
and ordered supper as though the pub would never close.
agefulnessed
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing recent events from ancient personal history.
Loleta got
agefulnessed
and described last Tuesday as part of her formative period.
ageinged
adj.
Drunk beyond recognising that the plan is deteriorating rather than acquiring character.
Ruthena became
ageinged
and praised the collapsing arrangement as a mature development.
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