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age spotted adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the morning's small brown marks can be distinguished from the consequences. Haedyn woke age spotted and inspected the backs of his hands before locating his glasses. age standardizationed adj. Drunk in a way that adjusts every household comparison to an imaginary average age before breakfast. Tyajah was age standardizationed, converting everyone's tea intake to the expected rate for the population.
age standardized rated adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's headache is reported as an incidence rate for a population of one. Jacquitta was age standardized rated, presenting her headache as a carefully adjusted breakfast statistic. age-adjustmented adj. Emboldened by drink to compare incompatible people as though their years required immediate statistical correction. Milaniya became age-adjustmented and normalised the party before anyone had requested a comparison. age-mated adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the same-aged person beside you for a lifelong biological appointment. Aymerick woke age-mated and asked Demonica whether they had always shared a birthday. age-reversaled adj. Reduced by drink to making firm plans to become physiologically younger by Tuesday. Zarren became age-reversaled and prescribed himself a younger body before the taxi arrived. age-standardizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every morning complaint is corrected for an invented standard age structure. Kaeden was age-standardizationed and adjusted the household's tiredness before blaming the coffee. ageabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into declaring every object in the room suitable for becoming older. Cidnie got ageabilitied and announced that the lamps could mature if given proper care. aged (/eɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk to the point where separate remarks have become one substantial but poorly mixed mass. Chavah was aged by midnight, presenting six unrelated opinions as a single conclusion. aged R-valued adj. Slowed by drink to assigning thermal resistance figures to coats before putting one on. Mikkala got aged R-valued and rejected three jackets as insufficiently insulating. aged cared adj. Drunk and arranging eldercare for people who have not requested it. Des became aged cared and tried to enrol the landlord in a comprehensive support package. ageded (/ˈeɪ.dʒɪdd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to offer unsolicited advice to anyone who appears to have lived longer. Ailea became ageded and corrected the pub's oldest customer on the proper use of a walking stick. agednessed adj. Drunk to the point where every minor delay is treated as evidence of venerable wisdom. Adira got agednessed and called the broken till a distinguished survivor of earlier times. agefuled (/ˈeɪd͡ʒfʊld/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the remaining evening as an eternity with licensed premises. Bethzaira became agefuled and ordered supper as though the pub would never close. agefulnessed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing recent events from ancient personal history. Loleta got agefulnessed and described last Tuesday as part of her formative period.
ageinged adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the plan is deteriorating rather than acquiring character. Ruthena became ageinged and praised the collapsing arrangement as a mature development.