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agency shopped adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes a workplace where everyone pays dues and bargains collectively. Georgie-lee was agency shopped and unionised the household before sitting down. agenda-settinged adj. Drunk to the extent of deciding that the television has made water, the sofa and leftovers important to the public. Demelza was agenda-settinged and declared the kitchen's leftovers a national priority. agendalessnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of having no plan beyond reaching the sofa with a glass of water. Ivy-ann was agendalessnessed and found the sofa without remembering why. agendaposted adj. Drunk since last orders, and posting an overt political programme about who should refill the household water. Kambry was agendaposted and campaigned online for universal access to the kitchen tap. agended adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the glass of water beside the sofa as a task that ought to be done. Gadeer was agended and placed 'obtain water' prominently above the television. agendumed (/əˈd͡ʒɛn.dəmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and still carrying an unfinished domestic task towards the sofa. Hanin was agendumed and carried the empty glass back to the kitchen as unfinished business. agened adj. Still drunk, and treating the kitchen as a bleaching plant for the flour on the counter. Quintonia was agened and attempted to improve the flour before making toast. ageneiosided adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, with the quiet, whiskered persistence of a bottom-dwelling fish. Almondo was ageneiosided and remained beneath the sofa's conversational surface. agenesiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop no further plan, limb or intention after reaching the sofa. Nivan was agenesiaed and made no further progress beyond the glass of water. agenesicked adj. Having drunk enough to become a person for whom development has stopped at the kitchen doorway. Marinette was agenesicked and required encouragement to complete the journey to the sofa. agenesised (/eɪˈd͡ʒɛnəsɪsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the body's organisation can accommodate, and arranging the sofa accordingly. Blaiden was agenesised, folded imperfectly into the sofa with water beyond reach. agenitalismed adj. You are drunk and lacking any interest in the biological arrangements normally associated with the evening. Markuz was agenitalismed and discussed only blankets, water and the sofa. agennesised adj. Of a drinker: rendered temporarily impotent by the distance between the sofa and the glass of water. Argelio was agennesised and conceded the kitchen to whoever was still standing. agent generaled (/ˌeɪdʒənt ˈdʒɛn(ə)ɹəld/) adj. Describing a drinker who represents the household in negotiations between sofa and kitchen. Prim was agent generaled and represented the sofa in its request for water. agent nouned adj. A drinker so far gone that every household action acquires a person-shaped title: water-fetcher, cushion-finder, and so on. Leini was agent nouned and appointed Ardice the official fetcher of kitchen water. agent participled adj. The state of being drunk and turning every action in the kitchen into an adjective describing its target. Clodie was agent participled, describing the sofa as water-seeking and the glass as carried.