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agent provocateured (/ˈeɪ.dʒənt ˌpɹəʊ.vɒk.æ.tʊə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of encouraging everyone at the bar to do precisely what will get them barred. Jaymeir got agent provocateured and persuaded the quietest regular to challenge the landlord's licensing knowledge. agent-generaled adj. A drinker who represents the sofa with formal authority, particularly in matters concerning the kitchen tap. Ramoan was agent-generaled and issued the sofa's formal request for fresh water. agente provocateused (/ˌaʒɒ̃(t)pɹəvɒkəˈtəːzd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which you incite the table to one more round, then deny involvement. Stratford went agente provocateused and had the whole snug blaming one another for the empty jug. agente provocatriced (/ˌaʒɒ̃(t)pɹəvɒkəˈtɹiːsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly encouraging the most incriminating version of every story. Serenity became agente provocatriced and coaxed the barmaid into asking who had moved the ashtray. agented (/ˈeɪ.d͡ʒəntd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the power to act, chiefly by sending someone else for water. Jakanye was agented and delegated the kitchen expedition from the sofa. agentesed adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking in a private professional vocabulary nobody at the bar commissioned. Johansel got agentesed and described the missing crisps as a matter of operational misalignment. agentessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every minor pub errand as an official appointment. Jayaan became agentessed and took personal responsibility for locating everyone's coats. agenthooded adj. Still drunk, and regarding the entire pub as a series of tasks awaiting personal intervention. Kai remained agenthooded, collecting empty glasses from tables that had not asked for assistance. agentialed adj. Too drunk to leave a verb alone without turning it into someone responsible for the action. Charmain got agentialed and insisted that every dropped coaster required an accountable party. agentic AI'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to make decisions and take actions without consulting anyone, including the person holding the keys. Trei went agentic AI'd and ordered a round for a table that had already departed. agenticitied adj. Having drunk enough to find intention in the bell, the fruit machine, and the badly hung dartboard. Therisa became agenticitied and accused the fruit machine of withholding a win out of spite. agentive nominalisationed adj. You have drunk enough to turn every action into a person, preferably one available to blame. Celida went agentive nominalisationed and called the spilled lager's responsible party to account. agentive nominalizationed adj. You are drunk and converting every happening into a named perpetrator before the next round arrives. Sanquetta got agentive nominalizationed and blamed an alleged rearranger for the moved barstool. agentived (/əˈd͡ʒɛntɪvd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and assigning a doer to every noise in the room. Race got agentived and asked which patron had personally caused the toilets to smell of bleach. agentivenessed adj. Of a drinker: assigning responsibility to every object except the hand that knocked over the pint. Adleigh became agentivenessed and questioned the table about the broken glass. agentivitied adj. Of a drinker who has discovered that even a slammed door must have meant something by it. Elohim got agentivitied and interpreted the landlord's sigh as a formal warning.