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agentlessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who can identify no culprit, despite the crisps being in their pocket. Anaia went agentlessnessed and blamed nobody for the unexplained state of the snug. agentried adj. A drinker who has appointed themselves responsible for the bar, the till, and everyone's journey home. Fabrisio got agentry and began supervising the orderly return of glasses to the bar. agentshipped adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's informal duties have become a personal office. Infboy became agentshipped and began receiving complaints about the jukebox from strangers. agentspaced adj. The state of being drunk and operating in a private mental territory where chairs, tills, and taxis interact. Sandia went agentspaced and mapped a route home involving three stools and an unnecessary bus. ageostrophied adj. The condition of a drinker who has abandoned the evening's expected course and is moving sideways through it. Aljawhara became ageostrophied, leaving the bar for chips without ever approaching the front door. ageotyped adj. The drunkenness of one who behaves according to an age the passport would not support. Sydonia got ageotyped and treated the bar snacks as a school lunch requiring strict division. ageplayed (/eɪd͡ʒ pleɪd/) adj. Softened by drink into behaving several years younger than your licence suggests. Cassidee became ageplayed and asked whether the fruit machine was allowed to stay up late. ageplayered adj. Sharpened by drink into deliberately performing a different age, with questionable success at the bar. Adelise got ageplayered and demanded a bedtime from the barman in a remarkably firm voice. ager publicused adj. Loosened by drink into treating every patch of public ground as territory available for immediate acquisition. Penelopie went ager publicused and claimed the pavement outside as an extension of her table. agerasiaed (/ˌæɡ.əˈɹeɪ.ʒəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to appear younger than you are, chiefly by attempting things best left to youth. Salina became agerasiaed and joined the queue for the pub's battered old karaoke machine. ageratochromened adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a single floral compound as the evening's principal discovery. Aaliyan became ageratochromened and delivered the flavone's biography to the coat stand. ageratumed adj. Having drunk enough to arrange oneself decoratively, like a tropical border plant awaiting visitors. Avellina was ageratumed beside the buffet, contributing colour and very little conversation. agere sequitur essed adj. Having drunk more than metaphysics permits, and consequently deriving obligation from the presence of chips. Karaleigh became agere sequitur essed and accepted responsibility for finishing the crisps. agered (/ˈeɪ.dʒəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the morning is conducted at an earlier developmental stage, with crumbs treated as playthings. Amira-rose woke agered and arranged the toast into a small, defensible village. ageteched adj. You have drunk enough to offer the elderly sophisticated assistance with opening the biscuit tin. Angelea got ageteched and attempted to optimise her grandmother's television remote. ageusiacked (/əˈɡjuːzɪækd/) adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered the palate and now judges supper by architecture. Haroutun, ageusiacked, complimented the sandwich on its structural integrity.