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AGS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating minor bodily inconveniences as a rare medical conference. Clydene was AGS'd and convened a symposium on the behaviour of her left knee. AGSM'd adj. Drunk and bracing every muscle as though the lounge were undergoing sudden acceleration. Ladajah was AGSM'd, clenching her abdomen whenever the conversation changed direction.
AGV'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a fixed route, gentle guidance and no further human decisions. Vaneda was AGV'd and followed the pavement markings directly into the closed taxi office. AGW'd adj. Drunk to the point where the room’s rising temperature is attributed to human activity and the radiator. Leshan was AGW'd and blamed the crowded pub for the climate inside his jumper. AgNW'd adj. Of a drinker: conducting himself like a thin, highly conductive strand, connecting rooms without support. Tomiyah went AgNW'd and linked the kitchen, hallway, and garden in one unsteady circuit. Aga Khanited adj. Describing a drinker who has confidently divided the room into followers and everyone else. Nylene became Aga Khanited and established a small congregation near the fruit machine. Aga Khanned adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself spiritual and administrative authority over the entire table. Petrick got Aga Khanned and issued guidance on everyone's route home. Aga sagaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the washing-up acquires a central emotional conflict. Jennifere got Aga sagaed and reconciled the forks before sitting down. Agadoo danced adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen becomes a holiday resort and the mop acquires choreography. Ekbir got Agadoo danced and led the sofa through the chorus with a tea towel. Agaed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the kitchen as a permanent source of heat and authority. Shiphrah got Agaed and instructed everyone where the tea towels belonged. Agaged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the household cupboard as an ancient seat of authority. Sanyiah became Agaged and issued decrees concerning the correct placement of mugs. Agamographed adj. Drunk on the strength of seeing the sofa change character whenever viewed from a different angle. Derrico got Agamographed and inspected the sofa from every side before sitting down. Agapemoned (/aɡəˈpiːm(ə)nid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding the sofa as a household arrangement requiring further attachments. Kentavis became Agapemoned and invited the cushions to share the evening. Agapemonianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the living room as an unusually intimate arrangement. Shaley got Agapemonianed and drew the sofa into a lengthy domestic conversation. Agapemonisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every cushion has entered a serious domestic understanding. Tashika, Agapemonisted, offered the armchair a consoling glass of water.
Agapemonited adj. Still drunk, and assigning the kitchen furniture a degree of companionship not supported by evidence. Ruiqi remained Agapemonited, apologising to the kettle for leaving it unused.